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Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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Heavy
Nope
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Engineer
Boink!
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Scout
*critical death*
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Scout
Хорошо!
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Heavy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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Engineer
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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Heavy
Victory!
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Announcer
Medic!
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Heavy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Spy
Entire team is babies!
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Heavy
Jarate? No!
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Spy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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2015
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Heavy
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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1968
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Heavy
*laughs* Yeah...
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Scout
Kiss me!
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Heavy
I am bullet-proof!
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Heavy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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Pyro
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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Heavy
Bonk!
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Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Demoman
Put dispenser here
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Heavy
Good shot, mate!
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Sniper
No!
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Heavy
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
You failed!
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Announcer
Gentlemen!
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Spy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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Sniper
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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940
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Medic
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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Medic
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Engineer
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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898
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Heavy
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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Pyro
Oktoberfest!
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814
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Medic
Failure!
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785
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Announcer
You are dead, not big suprise!
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777
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Heavy
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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Soldier
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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Engineer
You did well!
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Heavy
Cream gravy!
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Engineer
Ahh, piss!
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628
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Sniper
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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Demoman
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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596
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Sniper
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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Heavy
That person is a spy!
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Pyro
There can be only one!
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Demoman
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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Scout
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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Spy
Alert!
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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Pyro
Is not possible!
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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Spy
Ka-boom!
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Demoman
Nope!
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499
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Scout
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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492
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Engineer
Need a dispenser here!
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472
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Scout
Ay... what just happened?
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Demoman
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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Sniper
Success, we have been awarded additional time
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Announcer
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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Scout
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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Engineer
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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Pyro
Heck no
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Engineer
Spy!
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Heavy
Do it, doc, do it!
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Scout
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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Heavy
I love this doctor!
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Heavy
Piss off, big-head
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Sniper
*critical death*
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Heavy
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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Engineer
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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Heavy
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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Heavy
I'm afraid not!
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Spy
That just ain't right!
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Engineer
*screams*
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Spy
Oh no!
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345
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Heavy
Alrighty then!
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Engineer
Cry some more!
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Heavy
Medic!
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335
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Pyro
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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Announcer
Oh, this is bad!
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Heavy
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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Sniper
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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Scout
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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Heavy
Everyone, I am on fire!
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Medic
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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Spy
Medic!
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Soldier
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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Engineer
Schnell, raus raus!
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Medic
*burp*
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Announcer
We're on a roll!
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Pyro
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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Heavy
Medic!
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313
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Heavy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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Announcer
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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Soldier
Hit it doc!
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Demoman
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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Medic
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