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104126
Who:
Engineer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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104123
Who:
Heavy
Boink!
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84577
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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65089
Who:
Scout
Хорошо!
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61858
Who:
Heavy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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40754
Who:
Engineer
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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35236
Who:
Spy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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32271
Who:
Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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30160
Who:
Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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26145
Who:
Pyro
*happy laugh*
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21660
Who:
Pyro
Victory!
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18861
Who:
Announcer
Medic!
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18140
Who:
Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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17906
Who:
Heavy
Jarate? No!
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17785
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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14619
Who:
Heavy
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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14056
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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13261
Who:
Pyro
Put dispenser here
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12837
Who:
Heavy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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11931
Who:
Spy
Kiss me!
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11582
Who:
Heavy
No!
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10368
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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10157
Who:
Pyro
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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10075
Who:
Heavy
Oktoberfest!
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9885
Who:
Medic
*laughs* Yeah...
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9586
Who:
Scout
Bonk!
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9200
Who:
Scout
You are dead, not big suprise!
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9032
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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8595
Who:
Spy
Gentlemen!
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8565
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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8238
Who:
Pyro
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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8008
Who:
Medic
Ka-boom!
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7845
Who:
Demoman
I am bullet-proof!
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7663
Who:
Heavy
That person is a spy!
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7616
Who:
Pyro
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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7602
Who:
Engineer
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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7088
Who:
Demoman
Hello fräuleins!
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6352
Who:
Medic
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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5906
Who:
Demoman
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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5798
Who:
Engineer
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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5750
Who:
Medic
Ahh, piss!
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5563
Who:
Sniper
The Scout is a Spy!
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5491
Who:
Sniper
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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5441
Who:
Soldier
There can be only one!
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5331
Who:
Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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5330
Who:
Scout
You failed!
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5115
Who:
Announcer
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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5084
Who:
Scout
Cry some more!
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5049
Who:
Heavy
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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5005
Who:
Pyro
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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4899
Who:
Demoman
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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4853
Who:
Sniper
Oh, this is bad!
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4807
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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4716
Who:
Pyro
Good shot, mate!
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4673
Who:
Sniper
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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4621
Who:
Soldier
Is not possible!
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4608
Who:
Heavy
Cream gravy!
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4559
Who:
Engineer
Nope!
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4411
Who:
Scout
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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4365
Who:
Heavy
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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4356
Who:
Scout
Oh no!
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4314
Who:
Heavy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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4241
Who:
Spy
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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4240
Who:
Scout
Alrighty then!
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4194
Who:
Engineer
We're on a roll!
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4169
Who:
Pyro
Medic!
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4150
Who:
Pyro
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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3845
Who:
Engineer
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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3727
Who:
Heavy
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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3718
Who:
Heavy
How could this happen?
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3699
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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3597
Who:
Engineer
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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3524
Who:
Sniper
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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3516
Who:
Heavy
Activate the charge!
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3516
Who:
Pyro
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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3483
Who:
Demoman
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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3448
Who:
Soldier
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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3393
Who:
Engineer
Failure!
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3303
Who:
Announcer
You did well!
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3167
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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3103
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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3098
Who:
Heavy
Ay... what just happened?
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3079
Who:
Demoman
Damn dag-nabbit!
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3039
Who:
Engineer
Damnit!
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3008
Who:
Soldier
Heck no
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2978
Who:
Engineer
Danke, dummkopfs!
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2973
Who:
Medic
*screams*
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2962
Who:
Spy
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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2936
Who:
Heavy
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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2895
Who:
Soldier
I hate you!
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2856
Who:
Spy
Alert!
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2822
Who:
Announcer
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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2798
Who:
Spy
Piss off, big-head
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2782
Who:
Sniper
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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2775
Who:
Medic
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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2768
Who:
Scout
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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2766
Who:
Engineer
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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2764
Who:
Heavy
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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2752
Who:
Pyro
That just ain't right!
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2749
Who:
Engineer
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