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Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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Heavy
Nope
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Engineer
Boink!
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Scout
*critical death*
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Scout
Хорошо!
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Heavy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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Engineer
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Spy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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Pyro
*happy laugh*
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Pyro
Victory!
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Announcer
Medic!
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Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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Heavy
Jarate? No!
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Spy
*critical death*
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Heavy
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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Pyro
Put dispenser here
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Heavy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy
Kiss me!
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Heavy
No!
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Heavy
You are dead, not big suprise!
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Heavy
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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Pyro
Oktoberfest!
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Medic
*laughs* Yeah...
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Scout
Bonk!
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Scout
Gentlemen!
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Spy
*long laugh*
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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Pyro
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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Medic
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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Engineer
Ka-boom!
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Demoman
I am bullet-proof!
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Heavy
That person is a spy!
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Pyro
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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Demoman
Hello fräuleins!
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Medic
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Demoman
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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Medic
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Engineer
Ahh, piss!
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Sniper
There can be only one!
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Demoman
Oh, this is bad!
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Heavy
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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Soldier
Need a dispenser here!
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Scout
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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Scout
You failed!
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Announcer
Cry some more!
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Heavy
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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Pyro
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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Sniper
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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Demoman
Is not possible!
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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Pyro
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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Soldier
Cream gravy!
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Engineer
Good shot, mate!
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Sniper
Nope!
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Scout
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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Heavy
Oh no!
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Heavy
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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Scout
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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Scout
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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Spy
Alrighty then!
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Engineer
Medic!
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Pyro
We're on a roll!
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Pyro
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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Engineer
How could this happen?
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Heavy
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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Heavy
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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Heavy
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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Engineer
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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Demoman
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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Sniper
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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Heavy
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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Engineer
Activate the charge!
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Pyro
Failure!
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Announcer
Ay... what just happened?
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Demoman
I hate you!
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Spy
*short laugh*
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Spy
Is good!
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Heavy
Medic!
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Sniper
You did well!
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Heavy
Damnit!
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Soldier
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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Soldier
*screams*
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Spy
Danke, dummkopfs!
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Medic
Damn dag-nabbit!
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Engineer
Heck no
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Engineer
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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Heavy
Piss off, big-head
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Sniper
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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Spy
Alert!
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Announcer
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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Medic
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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Engineer
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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Scout
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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Pyro
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