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That'll teach 'em!
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Demoman
That Pyro is a Spy!
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Engineer
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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Medic
Alright!
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Sniper
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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Soldier
You and me, hoss!
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Engineer
Put sentry here
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Heavy
Nice shot, camarade!
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Medic
Danke, herr doctor!
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Medic
I'm coming for you!
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Spy
We must push little cart!
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Heavy
Help me capture!
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Pyro
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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Engineer
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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Engineer
You're a long way from France, boy!
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Engineer
Wunderbar!
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Medic
You must defend our intelligence!
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Announcer
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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Soldier
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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Soldier
Stalemate!
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Announcer
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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Engineer
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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Scout
Killing you is full time job now!
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Heavy
Yee-haw!
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Engineer
You're all bloody dead!
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Demoman
Thanks, paly!
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Scout
Now doctor, now!
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Sniper
Haha! Yeah!
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Pyro
Bon voyage, crouton!
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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Demoman
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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Heavy
Sniper is Spy!
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Heavy
Stupid bloody spies
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Sniper
That was unfortunate!
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Spy
Welcome to the dominationing!
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Demoman
Five
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Announcer
I did what I could...
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Demoman
*evil laugh*!
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Medic
No
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Pyro
Oooh!
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Heavy
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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Soldier
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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Engineer
Run, cowards!
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Heavy
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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Scout
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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Demoman
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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Engineer
Bloody hell
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Demoman
Doc, c'mon man!
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Scout
Batta-swing!
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Scout
Aw hell!
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Engineer
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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Scout
Run home to mama!
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Heavy
Do you remember me now?!
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Heavy
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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Soldier
Come on!
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Pyro
No!
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Scout
Ka-bluey!
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Demoman
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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Engineer
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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Soldier
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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Scout
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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Sniper
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Job well done!
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Engineer
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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Soldier
Doctor, if you please!
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Spy
Nine!
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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Engineer
This is unnacceptable!
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Medic
*short laugh*
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Heavy
I got it! I got it!
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Scout
Yeah!
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Sniper
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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Soldier
I'm movin' this!
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Engineer
That wasn't even close!
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Engineer
No way!
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Scout
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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Scout
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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Soldier
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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Demoman
Your guns are for babies!
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Heavy
Bombs away!
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Sniper
Need a dispenser here!
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Demoman
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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Scout
The burning! The burning!
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Soldier
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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Heavy
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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Soldier
We have captured the center control point!
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Announcer
That Medic is a Spy!
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Engineer
Yeah!
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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Sniper
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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Soldier
Four
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Announcer
Kill 'em all!
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Demoman
I destroy coward toys!
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Heavy
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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Demoman
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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Announcer
Go go go!
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Pyro
*big laugh*
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Heavy
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