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Keep crying, baby!
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Heavy
You big-head wankers!
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Sniper
Start prayin', boy!
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Engineer
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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275
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Soldier
Thanks, mate!
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1086
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Sniper
Pssssst *chuckle*
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39
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Sniper
Thank you, herr doctor!
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152
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Medic
*whistles*
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482
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Spy
Stand on the point, you git!
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44
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Demoman
Good work!
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62
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Soldier
I destroy coward toys!
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200
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Heavy
C'mon, hit it doc!
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144
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Engineer
Who send all these babies to fight?
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504
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Heavy
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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170
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Medic
WE have the device!
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Announcer
Keep that cart movin'!
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38
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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135
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Scout
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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890
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Scout
This here point is ours now!
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71
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Engineer
Fear me, cowards!
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58
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Heavy
I have been shown who is the boss!
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446
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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50
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Medic
Is this... mon dieu!
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793
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Spy
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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94
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Announcer
Is good!
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1095
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Heavy
I should have done this long ago!
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69
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Heavy
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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556
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Engineer
C'mon move the cart!
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38
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Scout
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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Engineer
They are weakened!
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112
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Medic
Bring it!
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48
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Scout
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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Heavy
Cheers, mate
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535
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Demoman
Spy around here!
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128
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Demoman
Keep pushing!
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52
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Heavy
Dominated, you miniature delinquient!
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73
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Sniper
Stay by the cart, fellas!
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47
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Scout
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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265
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Soldier
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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274
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Medic
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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655
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Spy
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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122
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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147
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Scout
Dude, we're on fire!
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65
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Scout
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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93
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Demoman
That's some shonking business right there
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305
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Sniper
Go on, get!
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57
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Engineer
Come, doctor!
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45
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Heavy
Yah!
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64
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Demoman
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
C'mon, move it up!
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40
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Scout
*screams in pain*
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188
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Spy
Fire! Fire!
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Pyro
The teleporter goes here!
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88
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Medic
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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132
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Scout
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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40
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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47
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Soldier
Go right!
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36
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Medic
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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90
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Announcer
Time to get blottered!
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387
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Demoman
*critical death*
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1331
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Soldier
Nice shot, man
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39
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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1252
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Sniper
Incoming!
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40
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Medic
Cah-rit!
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134
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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41
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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360
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Heavy
Onward great bomb cart!
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93
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Heavy
Don't test my mettle, son!
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Engineer
Get to the cart!
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40
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Announcer
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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257
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Sniper
I am bullet-proof!
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Heavy
I'm burnin' up
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98
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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111
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Demoman
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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274
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Spy
Ripper, you little
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40
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Sniper
Nah
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843
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Sniper
Spy here!
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61
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Sniper
Good shot, man
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45
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Demoman
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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164
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Engineer
Hey wimps!
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77
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Scout
Gotcha, crouton!
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67
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Soldier
Thank you
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291
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Pyro
*critical death*
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1265
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Scout
Move this gear up!
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45
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Medic
Oh no...
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111
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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67
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Sniper
You see that?!
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73
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Scout
*critical death*
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Scout
*critical death*
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738
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Demoman
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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966
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Scout
Thanks!
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59
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Soldier
Let this be lesson for you!
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383
Who:
Heavy
Spies... bloody useless!
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239
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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75
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Soldier
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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533
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Heavy
Keep it movin' guys!
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35
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Scout
Dominated, little-feller!
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36
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Engineer
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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208
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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513
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Soldier
That Medic is a Spy!
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Engineer
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