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One!
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Announcer
I destroy coward toys!
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Heavy
Dagh
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Medic
I am on fire!
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Medic
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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Scout
Go go go!
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Pyro
I'm not even winded!
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Scout
Very good!
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Heavy
C'mere, pumpkin!
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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Engineer
Soldier is Spy!
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Heavy
I require assistance!
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Spy
Everyone! Look at me!
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Heavy
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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Sniper
The Pyro is a Spy!
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Sniper
You were always a disappointment...
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Announcer
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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Spy
You know, hiding won't save you!
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Spy
Look at me!
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Scout
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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Soldier
Go go go!
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Heavy
Hit me!
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Pyro
Dummkopfs!
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Medic
*burp*
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Announcer
No problem!
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Scout
I love that little gun!
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Engineer
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Your team is dead, good luck!
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Announcer
You digust me, fat man!
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Spy
*severe pain*
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Heavy
I am melting!
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Medic
The Demoman is a Spy!
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Medic
*severe pain*
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Medic
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Medic
New weapon!
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Heavy
Slap it now.
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Spy
I did all I could!
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Spy
*short laugh*
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Spy
Good job
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Pyro
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain
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Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Soldier
Preposterous!
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Spy
Prego!
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Spy
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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Scout
Help!
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Sniper
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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Sniper
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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Engineer
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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Engineer
Eat my dust!
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Scout
Steady, steady...
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Sniper
*screams in pain*
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Spy
*gibberish*
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Demoman
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
You are trying my patience!
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Medic
Need a teleporter here!
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Pyro
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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Scout
My appreciation, amigo!
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Spy
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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Scout
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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Sniper
Overtime!
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Announcer
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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Demoman
That's nothin'
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Engineer
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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Scout
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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Engineer
This one's ours now!
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Sniper
Oh please, just stay down!
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Spy
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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Demoman
Nobody likes a squatter!
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Engineer
Come here, sissy!
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Engineer
Good times!
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Heavy
Heartwarming
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Spy
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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Announcer
You cannot beat me!
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Heavy
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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Scout
Sentry ahead!
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Pyro
Hit that charge, doctor!
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Sniper
My fists, they are made of steel!
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Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Spy
Shall we?
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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Spy
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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Engineer
Get 'em, boyos!
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Demoman
Hit it doc!
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Engineer
I healed the man who will kill you!
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Medic
G'day!
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Sniper
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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Scout
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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Spy
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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Soldier
High five!
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Pyro
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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Announcer
The Scout is a Spy!
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Medic
Alright, I feel good!
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Scout
Dispenser down!
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Engineer
Good one, mate!
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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Soldier
I am hero!
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Heavy
You are an amateur and a fool!
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Spy
Let's have a go at it!
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Sniper
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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Sniper
Yeah...
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Soldier
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