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Who-aa!
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40
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Scout
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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514
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Soldier
Who touch my gun?
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159
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Heavy
Tagged ya!
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80
Who:
Engineer
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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197
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Spy
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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152
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Soldier
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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911
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Engineer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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671
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Sniper
Woo-hoo!
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121
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Engineer
Get the Australium to the rocket!
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36
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Announcer
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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87
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Sniper
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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80
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Heavy
Beauty!
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55
Who:
Sniper
Go!
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36
Who:
Demoman
Pa-pow!
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350
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Soldier
Boo!
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911
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Heavy
Yeah, that's right!
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114
Who:
Scout
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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740
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Soldier
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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180
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Engineer
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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1660
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Demoman
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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155
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Announcer
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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11949
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Spy
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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668
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Scout
First blood!
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39
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Announcer
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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237
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Soldier
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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84
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Medic
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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880
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Scout
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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406
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Heavy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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280
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Scout
That Scout is a Spy!
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125
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Engineer
Nice shot, camarade!
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225
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Medic
Stop the courier!
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112
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Announcer
Wa!
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39
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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44
Who:
Scout
No worries!
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70
Who:
Sniper
Danke camarade!
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256
Who:
Medic
C'mon doc, follow me!
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53
Who:
Scout
Excellent! We have launcher the rocket! We-
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69
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Announcer
Piker!
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68
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Sniper
*growl*
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147
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Engineer
Oooh!
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217
Who:
Heavy
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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221
Who:
Engineer
Doc, c'mon man!
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211
Who:
Scout
Next time life your lid and you might see it comin'!
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114
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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1004
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Engineer
With my apologies!
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70
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Spy
My pleasure!
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86
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Spy
You are dead, not big suprise!
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9058
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Heavy
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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188
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Sniper
Dominated, tiny man!
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76
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Demoman
Freedom!
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1174
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Demoman
Nice try, pal!
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101
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Scout
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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708
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Demoman
I built that!
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357
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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54
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Soldier
You ladies should-oughtta brought some men with you
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58
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Engineer
Piss off, big-head!
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567
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Sniper
Help me secure this point!
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44
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Medic
It's all up to you now!
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58
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Announcer
Bomb has stopped!
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52
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Heavy
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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129
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Announcer
Eat it fatty!
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361
Who:
Scout
Oh no...
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111
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Announcer
Get with the program!
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89
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Soldier
*critical death*
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278
Who:
Sniper
Right, right!
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59
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Sniper
*burp*
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428
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Announcer
Help! Now!
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374
Who:
Heavy
Thanks, mate!
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154
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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254
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Engineer
*hawk* *spit*
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112
Who:
Sniper
No other class gonna do that!
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75
Who:
Scout
Need a dispenser here!
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202
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Demoman
Who is with me?
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38
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Spy
*critical death*
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812
Who:
Pyro
Give 'em a gob-full!
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101
Who:
Sniper
Time to fight!
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52
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Announcer
Move up!
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37
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Soldier
Many thanks!
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229
Who:
Spy
Stand on the freakin' cap!
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35
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Scout
No!
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Heavy
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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149
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Sniper
Yes!
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1706
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Medic
Is that all you got, moron?
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83
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Scout
Go go go!
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71
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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553
Who:
Pyro
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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Heavy
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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134
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Announcer
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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2032
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Heavy
You failed! Stalemate!
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702
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Announcer
Coward! Get on point!
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64
Who:
Heavy
The suitcase is about to self destruct!
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83
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Announcer
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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136
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Scout
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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399
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Announcer
*gibberish*
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507
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Demoman
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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Spy
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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178
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Soldier
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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459
Who:
Sniper
Dispenser goin' up!
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167
Who:
Engineer
Hee-yaw!
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107
Who:
Engineer
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