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Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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Sniper
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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Demoman
Was good trip!
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Heavy
Hyaaaa!
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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Medic
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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Scout
Didn't hurt!
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Scout
Denied!
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Scout
You. Are. Terrible!
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Scout
Ours now!
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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Scout
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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Heavy
Good work
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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Heavy
That didn't hurt!
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Scout
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Medic
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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Scout
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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Demoman
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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Announcer
Oh that poor monkey...
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Announcer
Much obliged
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Engineer
Danke
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Medic
Dispenser goin' up!
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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Engineer
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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Scout
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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Soldier
I murdered your toys as well!
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Spy
You feel shame? Ya?
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Heavy
I require assistance!
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Medic
Bang! I make it look easy!
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Scout
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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Spy
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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Demoman
Schweinhunds!
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Medic
Help!
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Scout
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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Soldier
Hit me, I dare you!
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Heavy
Time has been added
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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Engineer
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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Scout
Ah, that was rubbish!
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Sniper
I merely finished what your liver started!
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Spy
That was too easy mate!
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Sniper
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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Soldier
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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Engineer
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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Engineer
Who touch my gun?
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Heavy
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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Medic
You are all incompetent cowards!
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Spy
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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Scout
That is a diet I call death!
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Spy
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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Spy
Fire!
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Heavy
*puff*
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Announcer
Will you just- let's go!
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Scout
Cheers, Engineers!
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Spy
Baby team has cart!
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Heavy
I promise you pain without end!
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Heavy
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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Scout
Flawless victory!
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Announcer
Come, knock me off it!
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Heavy
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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Engineer
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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Demoman
I was told we would be fighting men!
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Heavy
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
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Sniper
Spy among us...
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Spy
Excellent!
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Spy
Yessss!
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Announcer
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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Sniper
Move!
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Heavy
Play ball!
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Scout
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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Sniper
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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Scout
Oh I love this!
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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Heavy
Thank you, herr doctor!
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Medic
You got anything smart to say now?
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Scout
At your pleasure, doctor!
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Spy
How's that domination feel, city-boy?
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Soldier
Security Alert!
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Announcer
You're making me very cross!
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Demoman
*burp*
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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Pyro
Guys, move up! Move up!
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Pyro
Incoming!
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Soldier
Ahem...
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Spy
Oh, what's up?
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Scout
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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Spy
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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Spy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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Heavy
All in a day's work!
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Spy
*hiss*
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Spy
Sorry!
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Scout
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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Engineer
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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Scout
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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Scout
Thanks, mate!
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