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Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
Well done, us!
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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Spy
Ah, so filling! *laughs*
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Heavy
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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Spy
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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Soldier
Packin' up!
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Engineer
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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Demoman
I live!
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Heavy
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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Medic
Yes!
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Scout
Sir, yes sir!
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Soldier
Hey, look at me ma!
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Scout
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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Spy
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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Scout
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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Sniper
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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Soldier
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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Demoman
Well... alright!
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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Pyro
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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Scout
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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Sniper
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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Demoman
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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Demoman
G'day
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Sniper
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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Demoman
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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Engineer
Five!
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Announcer
Nice job, partner
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Engineer
I need some dog-gone help!
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Engineer
*growl*
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Engineer
Sentry right up ahead!
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Engineer
Thanks for the teleport
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Pyro
I will kill you with bare hands!
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Heavy
Come on, I don't have all day!
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Spy
You must not fail me again!
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Announcer
*short laugh*!
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Medic
Fine job!
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Spy
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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Announcer
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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Scout
The Engineer is a Spy!
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Sniper
Look at me! Look at me!
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Heavy
You are not so good as you think!
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Heavy
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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Sniper
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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Engineer
I am waiting!
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Spy
That Heavy is a Spy!
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Engineer
Thank you doc
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Pyro
*severe pain*
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Scout
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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Engineer
That was gettin' heavy!
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Engineer
Spy!
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Medic
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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Scout
Boys, we have a traitor!
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Soldier
Let us wrestle, little man!
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Heavy
*sings*
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Heavy
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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Spy
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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Demoman
Aagh!
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Heavy
*long laugh*!
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Medic
C'mon, hit it doc!
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Engineer
Charge me doc!
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Engineer
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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Medic
Yeah! It's ours now!
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Scout
Fire... fire! Fire!
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Sniper
Boom!
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Heavy
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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Scout
Bloody hell!
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Demoman
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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Engineer
I'm dyin' here!
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Scout
Thank you, laborer!
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Spy
You died as you lived, running away!
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Spy
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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Demoman
We have captured the control point!
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Announcer
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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Demoman
Good shot!
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Heavy
You have got to be kidding!
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Scout
Need some help here!
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Sniper
Aw, fellas!
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Scout
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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Demoman
Helluva shot, mister!
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Engineer
You mean nothing to me now!
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Heavy
It's a fine thing, lads
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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Demoman
Medic!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Demoman
Go to the right!
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Pyro
Need a sentry here!
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Scout
That was too easy, mate!
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Sniper
Good on ya, mates!
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Sniper
Boo-yah!
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Soldier
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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Soldier
Oh, there's my ball!
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Scout
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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Soldier
Seven!
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Announcer
Cowboy up!
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Engineer
I am giant!
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Heavy
Dagh!
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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