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You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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Thank you!
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1995
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Heavy
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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4580
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Scout
Aye!
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Demoman
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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732
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Soldier
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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893
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Announcer
*big laugh*
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1864
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Heavy
No worries!
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1076
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Sniper
I have new weapon!
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1085
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Heavy
Heh-heh-heh!
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591
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Scout
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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1396
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Scout
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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1266
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Soldier
Augh
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686
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Medic
Who wants some of this?
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515
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Scout
Doc!
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610
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Engineer
Heh-hah!
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529
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Scout
Thank you!
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657
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Spy
Four
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2201
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1304
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Scout
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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22909
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Sniper
Nice shot, man
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525
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Demoman
They have the Australium!
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400
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Announcer
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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957
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*evil laugh*!
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Medic
Doctor, this way!
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581
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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659
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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770
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Soldier
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1050
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Demoman
You're doin' good lad
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Demoman
Medic!
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2143
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Scout
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain
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820
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Sniper
Fire!
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1092
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Heavy
We need to defend this point!
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435
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Soldier
Dominated, smokey!
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534
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Engineer
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
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Scout
Little help pushin' the cart?
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469
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Scout
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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977
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Scout
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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Soldier
Yoink!
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448
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Scout
Sentry right up ahead!
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Engineer
Ripper you little!
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636
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Sniper
Alert! The enemy has taken the suitcase!
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400
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Announcer
Engineer is Spy!
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Heavy
March you lazy bums!
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470
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Scout
Hey, whose on fire now?
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690
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Scout
Did you forget about me?!
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Spy
And that is how you do it, men!
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650
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Soldier
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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Announcer
Yeah-heh-hah!
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Scout
Agh!
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598
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Spy
*gasps in pain*
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1599
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Spy
Bwa-haha-hah!
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Heavy
Appreciate it!
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605
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Sniper
Alright!
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646
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Scout
Thanks, mate!
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924
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Sniper
There ya go!
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491
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Sniper
Get them! Raus raus!
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Medic
How could this happen?
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Heavy
Oh, that's a skull fracture for sure!
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794
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Scout
Amazing, camarade!
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Medic
Push!
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471
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Heavy
The Soldier is a Spy!
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797
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Sniper
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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Spy
Flawless defeat!
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447
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Announcer
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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909
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Engineer
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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Spy
Get over here and help me capture!
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779
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Sniper
Agh!
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653
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Engineer
This will be the last time you see me!
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Spy
You will not be missed!
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Soldier
Thanks for that, tough guy!
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Scout
Simple, simple. One for me...
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Sniper
Need a sentry here!
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Pyro
The Demoman is a Spy!
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Medic
*long laugh*
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Pyro
I'm not even winded!
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Scout
Go right!
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448
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Demoman
Need help defending this point!
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520
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Engineer
Hurry! The enemy is about to launch the rocket!
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401
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Announcer
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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Demoman
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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Pyro
*hawk* *spit*
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1296
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Sniper
Good to go!
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759
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Medic
Oh no...
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1177
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Announcer
Aaaah!
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Soldier
Look at me, ma!
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1045
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Scout
Time to inform your next of kin!
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783
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Soldier
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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Sniper
You have got to be kidding!
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Scout
Doc, c'mon man!
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Scout
Jarate? No!
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Spy
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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Scout
Raus, raus!
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Medic
I have new way to kill cowards!
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807
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Heavy
Alright, alright!
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459
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Scout
Defend the point!
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451
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Medic
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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Engineer
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