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Stand on the point, you git!
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Demoman
Don't you ever cross me again!
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569
Who:
Scout
Ah, good night Irene!
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2179
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Engineer
Need help capping this point!
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392
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Soldier
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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4212
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Spy
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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899
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Scout
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1093
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Sniper
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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5326
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Soldier
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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606
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Sniper
You're all bloody dead!
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1262
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Demoman
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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164531
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Engineer
Right, right!
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359
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Sniper
*critical death*
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3450
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Demoman
*happy laugh*
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1188
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Spy
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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6708
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Heavy
Everyone, I am on fire!
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8530
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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30691
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Pyro
Spy here!
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464
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Sniper
Ohh!
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889
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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603
Who:
Medic
Go go go!
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484
Who:
Engineer
Schnell, raus raus!
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6108
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Medic
The Heavy is a Spy!
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3001
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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1663
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Heavy
Doc!
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511
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Engineer
My skill is wasted on this team
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Medic
Blammo!
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681
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Soldier
*happy laugh*
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1004
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Spy
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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Heavy
This way, doc!
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374
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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10561
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Sniper
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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1658
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Medic
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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5958
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Engineer
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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Spy
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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841
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Demoman
I was told we would be fighting men!
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953
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Heavy
Bugger!
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755
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Sniper
Piss off, you mongrels!
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2741
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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1127
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Pyro
*evil laugh*
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3695
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Spy
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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1147
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Soldier
We did it! We have launched the rocket!
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363
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Announcer
You failed!
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4118
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Pyro
Sentry ahead!
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510
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Heavy
Augh!
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379
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Sniper
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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1291
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Spy
Darn
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6603
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Engineer
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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722
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Engineer
Sentry ahead!
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394
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Demoman
That's nothin'
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880
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Engineer
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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357
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Announcer
Let's all push this thing!
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373
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Scout
No!
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855
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Scout
Amazing!
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356
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Announcer
*critical death*
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Heavy
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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Soldier
Now go!
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577
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Medic
You and me, partner!
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510
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Engineer
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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7539
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Medic
Fight like big man!
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502
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Heavy
Real smooth, dummy!
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775
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Scout
Good times!
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957
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Heavy
Well done!
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514
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Medic
*severe pain*
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1030
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Soldier
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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887
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Demoman
*critical death*
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4167
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Demoman
Other team has cart!
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385
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Heavy
Left!
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388
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Medic
Another satisfied customer!
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Engineer
Very well!
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1489
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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703
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Scout
Two
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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1827
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Heavy
Heh-heh-hah!
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440
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Scout
Good shooting!
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717
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Medic
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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1950
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Soldier
The enemy is about to deploy the device!
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356
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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789
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Soldier
That Spy is not one of us!
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1411
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Spy
Phew!
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758
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Engineer
Let's go!
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427
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Soldier
Push!
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386
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Heavy
All in a day's work!
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980
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Spy
*long laugh*
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4600
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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870
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Engineer
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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2631
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Announcer
C'mere, sister!
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640
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Soldier
Sniper is Spy!
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2006
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Heavy
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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958
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Sniper
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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Announcer
And this!
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665
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Heavy
Get to it!
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364
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Sniper
The Medic is a Spy!
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Spy
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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1136
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Scout
If ya'll had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding!
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675
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Engineer
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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2008
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Engineer
Woo-hoo!
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1104
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Engineer
Hey get on the cap, guys!
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368
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Scout
*burp*
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1567
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Scout
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