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That's damn right embarrassing!
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Sniper
Now, doctor!
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Heavy
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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713
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Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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Medic
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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Scout
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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7525
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Heavy
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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742
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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516
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Sniper
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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Medic
Who is with me?
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365
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Spy
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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2626
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Sniper
Charge now, doctor!
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Heavy
That Medic is a Spy!
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1034
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Engineer
Hit it doc!
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1259
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Scout
Hey, we gotta stop it!
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397
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Scout
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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933
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Sniper
Raaagh!
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580
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Medic
I'm running circles around ya!
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4465
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Scout
That was too easy, mate!
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779
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Sniper
Back-stab that, you snake!
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1981
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Sniper
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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2400
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Sniper
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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680
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Announcer
We need a teleporter right here!
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640
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Engineer
WE have the device!
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332
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Announcer
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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817
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Demoman
Push it! Push it! Push it!
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429
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Scout
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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772
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Scout
Screamin' eagles!
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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915
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Spy
Shall we?
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978
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Spy
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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2892
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Soldier
Now is coward killing time!
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Heavy
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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4053
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Spy
Heh-heh-hah!
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399
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Scout
Excellent!
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Spy
You've been killed by the best, cyclops!
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461
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Sniper
You have the Australium. Get the to the lift!
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332
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Announcer
Ya'll just got drafted into my war!
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356
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Engineer
Dominated, string-bean!
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529
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Engineer
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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870
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Scout
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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883
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Sniper
Much obliged
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Engineer
Help defend!
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653
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Heavy
Ugh!
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387
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Heavy
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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Medic
*long laugh*
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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Pyro
Who wants some of this?
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412
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Scout
Right!
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357
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Medic
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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Engineer
I need some help holdin' them off!
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517
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Demoman
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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3752
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Sniper
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1055
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Soldier
*big laugh*
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636
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Heavy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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Spy
*laugh* You got owned!
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3109
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Scout
We did it! We have launched the rocket!
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336
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Announcer
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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Scout
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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Scout
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Engineer
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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874
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Engineer
Everyone, push cart!
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375
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Heavy
Giddy up!
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Engineer
Thanks, soldier!
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1024
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Soldier
Incoming!
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674
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Sniper
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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Scout
I appear to have burst into flames!
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3409
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Spy
Steady, steady...
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1030
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Sniper
I love this doctor!
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Heavy
Bring it!
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347
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Scout
Sentry goin' up!
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Engineer
Move!
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1075
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Heavy
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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1540
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Soldier
Oh no!
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Spy
You feel shame? Ya?
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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Engineer
Fire! Fire, fire!
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2050
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Medic
Ya oughta stand back a little more, like, for me and my machines!
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390
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Engineer
Your team is dead, good luck!
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Announcer
Alert! The enemy has dropped the device!
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332
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Announcer
Augh!
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478
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Spy
Rocket launches in 3... 2... 1...
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466
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Announcer
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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802
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Scout
Left face!
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344
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Soldier
The Pyro is a Spy!
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Medic
Last one alive, lock the door!
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3152
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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729
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Soldier
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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Sniper
Very good!
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2968
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Heavy
Thank you!
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514
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Spy
Incoming!
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893
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Soldier
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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5337
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Spy
Thank you doctor!
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432
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Spy
No! They've launched the rocket!
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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995
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Engineer
Get over here and help me defend
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469
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Scout
I have planned for you! More pain!
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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2455
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Sniper
Ya bloody pikers!
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529
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Sniper
The Soldier is a Spy!
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Spy
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