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The Soldier is a Spy!
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Spy
We need a teleporter right here!
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917
Who:
Engineer
Your doctor is dead!
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3214
Who:
Heavy
Help me!
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3765
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Heavy
Incoming!
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628
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Demoman
*critical death*
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9960
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Demoman
Spy around here!
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1134
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Demoman
Crazed killer!
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510
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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3742
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Sniper
Let this be lesson for you!
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2207
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Heavy
Eat it fatty!
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4071
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Scout
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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2972
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Medic
Pfffft!
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1191
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Scout
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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5438
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Soldier
Get on the point!
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508
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Heavy
You prancin' show-ponies
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1654
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Sniper
Mission ends in 20 seconds
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989
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Announcer
This sucks!
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3504
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Scout
So close!
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670
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Scout
Hide coward! I will find you!
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653
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Heavy
Agh!
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848
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Engineer
I think you need more men!
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723
Who:
Heavy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1362
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Announcer
*hawk* *spit*
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1518
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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3555
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Demoman
Bwa-haha-hah!
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2420
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Heavy
Yee-haw!
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3530
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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1611
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Spy
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1244
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Engineer
That was unfortunate!
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1075
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Spy
*big laugh*
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1214
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Heavy
Fight on the point!
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524
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Heavy
Doctor!
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1075
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Medic
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1068
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Sniper
Left!
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564
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Medic
Let us wrestle, little man!
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1060
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Heavy
Baby team has cart!
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1447
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Heavy
We have succeeded!
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1149
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Announcer
You just got dominated, Fritz!
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779
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Soldier
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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27556
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Heavy
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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1535
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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10923
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Spy
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2193
Who:
Spy
Need a dispenser here!
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62194
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Scout
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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904
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Demoman
Hey, look at me ma!
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1687
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Scout
Nice shot, camarade!
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1916
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Medic
Appreciate it, doc
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533
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Engineer
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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13393
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Heavy
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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7218
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Scout
Let's go!
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621
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Soldier
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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5083
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Demoman
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1091
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Sniper
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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1354
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Scout
Go right!
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513
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Heavy
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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1746
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Soldier
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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3421
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Sniper
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1177
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Spy
Success! We have destroyed the enemy base!
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463
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Announcer
Who is with me?
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569
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Spy
Move up, move up, move up!
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515
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Soldier
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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992
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Soldier
Zwoosh!
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3758
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Scout
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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7567
Who:
Heavy
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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23744
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Engineer
Hah!
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656
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Engineer
Piss off, you mongrels
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1407
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Sniper
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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5156
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Medic
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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Demoman
Good work!
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598
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Soldier
Push the frickin' cart!
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547
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Scout
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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1474
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Engineer
Return to freakin' sender!
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787
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1685
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Pyro
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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3122
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Soldier
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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9588
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Soldier
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2090
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Sniper
That is a diet I call death!
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1392
Who:
Spy
We have secured the control point!
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847
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Announcer
I wasted you!
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504
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Scout
I did what I could...
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2600
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Demoman
Dominated, short-pants!
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710
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Soldier
The suitcase has returned to the drop site.
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463
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Announcer
Get the suitcase to the rocket!
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461
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Announcer
Crocket!
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1158
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Soldier
Secure!
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720
Who:
Announcer
Hurry! The enemy is opening the rocket!
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467
Who:
Announcer
I'm dyin' here!
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1115
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Scout
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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6142
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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1117
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2108
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Heavy
Oh, this is bad!
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35226
Who:
Heavy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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9589
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Sniper
To the left!
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513
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Scout
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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4908
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Sniper
You're making me very cross!
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1108
Who:
Demoman
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3041
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Scout
Help!
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920
Who:
Soldier
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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5744
Who:
Heavy
Danke
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1366
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Medic
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