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15571
Who:
Scout
Well, off to visit your mother!
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12609
Who:
Spy
We got a Spy!
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1052
Who:
Scout
I am on fire!
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2270
Who:
Medic
*gibberish*
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3060
Who:
Demoman
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2215
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Medic
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1265
Who:
Soldier
You have got to be kidding!
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1726
Who:
Scout
Nichts da!
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2478
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Medic
Sentry just ahead!
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696
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Spy
Bloody hell
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2040
Who:
Demoman
You big-head wankers!
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2390
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2234
Who:
Heavy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1115
Who:
Announcer
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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31975
Who:
Demoman
Bwa-haha-hah!
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2445
Who:
Heavy
Get them! Raus raus!
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1156
Who:
Medic
You live in a van! *laughs*
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5332
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Spy
Yes!
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1521
Who:
Scout
Thanks, doc!
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542
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Soldier
Hurry! The enemy is on the lift!
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470
Who:
Announcer
Woo!
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3534
Who:
Scout
That Scout is a Spy!
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1338
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Engineer
The enemy is about to launch the rocket!
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468
Who:
Announcer
Too slow!
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513
Who:
Scout
A Spy!
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2135
Who:
Heavy
Is that all you got, moron?
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624
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mate!
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1258
Who:
Sniper
You and me, hoss!
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1496
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Engineer
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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2749
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Soldier
I'm coming for you!
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2989
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Spy
*evil laugh*!
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3632
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Medic
Dominated, you snake!
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763
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Engineer
Forward!
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612
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Medic
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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761
Who:
Engineer
Spies... bloody useless!
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1326
Who:
Sniper
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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1820
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Spy
They have the suitcase!
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468
Who:
Announcer
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1138
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Demoman
Boo!
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3104
Who:
Soldier
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1317
Who:
Sniper
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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2636
Who:
Soldier
C'mon doc, follow me!
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536
Who:
Scout
Four!
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2006
Who:
Announcer
Come here, sissy!
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1373
Who:
Engineer
Wuss
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549
Who:
Sniper
Yes!
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7703
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Medic
I need some dog-gone help!
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1625
Who:
Engineer
Hit that charge, doctor!
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1548
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Sniper
Oh please, just stay down!
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1350
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Spy
Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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816
Who:
Demoman
We are killers!
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952
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Heavy
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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2081
Who:
Scout
Need a teleporter here!
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799
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Demoman
We have dropped the Australium!
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469
Who:
Announcer
Ka-bluey!
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1876
Who:
Demoman
Move that kit up!
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521
Who:
Demoman
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2304
Who:
Medic
You are no match for me!
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720
Who:
Heavy
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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988
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Sniper
What?!
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5908
Who:
Scout
Nice hustle!
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518
Who:
Scout
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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491611
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Heavy
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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2979
Who:
Soldier
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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4316
Who:
Heavy
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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6148
Who:
Medic
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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2523
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Soldier
Yes!
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1757
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Demoman
I'm burn!
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1149
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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1691
Who:
Spy
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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31697
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Soldier
Go! Go! давай!
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1414
Who:
Heavy
I love that little gun!
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1129
Who:
Engineer
Augh
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676
Who:
Spy
Oops! That was not medicine!
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13420
Who:
Medic
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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2998
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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837
Who:
Engineer
No!
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3082
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Heavy
Dominated you shape-shifting rat!
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770
Who:
Scout
There's a Spy over here!
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1361
Who:
Scout
Stop the courier!
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1092
Who:
Announcer
Cheers!
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1026
Who:
Spy
We gotta hold this point!
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541
Who:
Engineer
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1127
Who:
Scout
There ya go!
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579
Who:
Sniper
Let's do this Texas style!
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4033
Who:
Engineer
I'm cappin' over here, who's with me?
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616
Who:
Scout
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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3917
Who:
Soldier
Aagh!
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2146
Who:
Heavy
Get the suitcase to the rocket!
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468
Who:
Announcer
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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3356
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Soldier
Right!
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580
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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3805
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, you turn-coat!
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632
Who:
Engineer
That's damn right embarrassing!
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8459
Who:
Sniper
Get to the control points!
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467
Who:
Announcer
Yeah...
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2732
Who:
Soldier
Appreciate it, mate!
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984
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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1871
Who:
Scout
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1031
Who:
Soldier
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