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You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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Soldier
Go! Go! Push the cart!
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Heavy
Yeah!
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Scout
Ugh!
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Engineer
Hey wimps!
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Scout
*screams in pain*
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Spy
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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Engineer
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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Heavy
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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Soldier
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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Announcer
You, baby, crawl to point!
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Heavy
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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Engineer
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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Soldier
Dominated, short-pants!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Medic
Play ball!
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Scout
You and me, hoss!
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Engineer
That helmet ain't gonna save ya
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Sniper
Agh, cart is gone!
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Heavy
Well done, us!
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Spy
Everyone back to the base, partner!
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Spy
Doctor, this way!
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Heavy
Good shot, mate!
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Sniper
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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Announcer
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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Spy
Need a sentry here!
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Pyro
Keep crying, baby!
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Heavy
Gotcha, stretch!
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Engineer
Anyone still alive has let me down
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Medic
The dispenser goes here!
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Medic
On me, doc!
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Engineer
Heavy is Spy!
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Heavy
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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Heavy
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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Heavy
Right right!
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Medic
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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Engineer
No!
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Sniper
You're all a bunch of no-hopers
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Sniper
Run, cowards!
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Heavy
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
*gibberish*
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Demoman
I need a hand defending here!
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Sniper
Help!
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Demoman
Help me capture the point!
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Spy
Looks like that there just wern't the place ya oughta be standing!
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Engineer
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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Spy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Demoman
The Australium will be available for pickup in 45 seconds!
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Announcer
I promise you pain without end!
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Heavy
Dude, we're on fire!
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Scout
Ugh.
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Demoman
*evil laugh*!
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Medic
There ya go!
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Sniper
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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Scout
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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Demoman
Who will join me!?
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Spy
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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Pyro
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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Spy
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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Demoman
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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Engineer
A Spy!
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Heavy
How's that domination feel, city-boy?
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Soldier
*tsk*
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Demoman
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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Scout
Argh! Where is cart going?
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Heavy
I'll be seeing you!
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Spy
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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Sniper
Oh please, just stay down!
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Spy
Gotcha, mumbles!
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Engineer
Nope!
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Scout
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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Sniper
I'm not even winded!
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Scout
I am coming for you again!
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Heavy
Fess...
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Medic
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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Demoman
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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Sniper
Danke, dummkopfs!
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Medic
Prepare to capture the device!
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Announcer
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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Demoman
*burp*
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Announcer
Yeah!
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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Engineer
This one's ours now!
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Sniper
Ach, was ist los?
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Medic
Slither on back to hell, coward!
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Engineer
I have planned for you! More pain!
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Heavy
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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Heavy
Fire! Fire!
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Pyro
*burp*
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Announcer
The suitcase is ready for pickup. Go!
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Announcer
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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Soldier
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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Soldier
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