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Dominated, little-feller!
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Engineer
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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Announcer
At least you ain't worthless anymore!
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567
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Engineer
Go right!
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502
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Heavy
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1256
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Scout
Anyone else pushin' this thing?
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492
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Scout
Aw, crap!
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Scout
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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Announcer
Medic!
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Soldier
What're you lookin' at?
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1134
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Scout
Gotta move that gear up!
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6391
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Engineer
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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Demoman
We are opening the rocket!
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451
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Announcer
Dominated! *laughs*
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Demoman
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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Soldier
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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449
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Announcer
Spy, gentlemen
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8883
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Spy
Fire!
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851
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Medic
I am charged!
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889
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Medic
Well, off to visit your mother!
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12223
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Spy
Thanks, mate!
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1031
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Sniper
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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5242
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Soldier
I'm cappin' over here, who's with me?
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594
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Scout
My doctor still alive!
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Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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Demoman
You'll be needin' another use for that neck
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568
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Sniper
Danke camarade!
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2980
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Medic
Yeah!
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697
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Scout
That'll slow you down, you twitchy hooligan!
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Sniper
Dummkopfs!
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2059
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Medic
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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3179
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Sniper
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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4566
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Sniper
*gasps in pain*
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Spy
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
Augh...
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717
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Spy
Ohhhhh...
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2112
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Heavy
I think you need more men!
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692
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1062
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Soldier
How d'ya like me now, blockhead?
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677
Who:
Scout
Naturally
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1921
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Spy
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1273
Who:
Sniper
The device is ready for pickup. Go!
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448
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Announcer
Well... alright!
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Demoman
Giddy up!
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Engineer
Augh!
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912
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Scout
I am very happy!
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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Scout
Ka-bluey!
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Demoman
Heil us!
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Medic
Push!
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559
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Heavy
Medic!
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31976
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Sniper
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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Engineer
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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Demoman
There ya go!
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553
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Sniper
Cheers!
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983
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Spy
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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Scout
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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Sniper
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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Scout
Oh, you're a wee little miss you are!
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730
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Demoman
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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Demoman
That was my point you were standin' on
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729
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Demoman
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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Heavy
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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Announcer
Yo, I need help cappin'!
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707
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Scout
Yes!
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Heavy
WE have the suitcase!
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452
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Announcer
Sentry up ahead!
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509
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Demoman
Gotcha, herr doctor!
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857
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Soldier
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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Spy
You mean nothing to me now!
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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Engineer
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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Scout
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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1179
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Engineer
I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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716
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Sniper
*sings*
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Heavy
Fire!
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869
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Sniper
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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Scout
We push cart back!
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488
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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877
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Engineer
I have rescued my intelligence!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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877
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Medic
Couldn't skip around that, could ya? You precious little posie?
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795
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Sniper
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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Pyro
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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Spy
Agh, no!
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Demoman
Overtime!
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3002
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Announcer
That was all you!
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515
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Scout
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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958
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Scout
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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Soldier
*hawk* *spit*
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Sniper
Doc!
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756
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Engineer
Thanks, doc!
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542
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Sniper
Ya'll just got branded!
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505
Who:
Engineer
Well done!
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454
Who:
Announcer
Hey, lot of good that gun did ya!
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854
Who:
Scout
Who dares stand against me now?
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749
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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7451
Who:
Demoman
The Engineer is a Spy!
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Who:
Medic
Denied!
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Scout
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