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Nice job
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447
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Engineer
*big laugh*
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748
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Heavy
No, sir!
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1587
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Soldier
Sentry ahead!
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422
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Soldier
Incoming!
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837
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Demoman
We stop little cart!
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439
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Heavy
No seriously, you all suck!
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4434
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Scout
Okay, mate!
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7975
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Sniper
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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1853
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Engineer
Need some help here!
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695
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Soldier
You're a long way from France, boy!
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1946
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for the ride!
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444
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Scout
Ugh.
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1821
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Demoman
The mission has commenced!
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576
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Announcer
*gibberish*
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4308
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Demoman
You look a might tongue-tied, boy!
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420
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Engineer
Yeah, let's go to the right!
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442
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Scout
Help me capture!
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1889
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Pyro
Incoming!
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626
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Sniper
Little men steal our cart!
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689
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Heavy
Doc, this way!
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439
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Scout
Aagh!
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1542
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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125960
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Heavy
Am I gonna have to capture this thing by myself?
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539
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Scout
*long laugh*
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4366
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Engineer
Pssssst *chuckle*
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639
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Sniper
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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4940
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Announcer
Raaagh!
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743
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Medic
Right, right!
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419
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Sniper
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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3424
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Demoman
Oooh, I got all of that one!
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648
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Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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31588
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Sniper
*evil laugh*!
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2452
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Medic
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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1827
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Soldier
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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5308
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Soldier
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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2265
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Soldier
Ready for that charge, doc!
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864
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Soldier
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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417
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Announcer
We must return cart!
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412
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Heavy
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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2345
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Demoman
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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1344
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Spy
Hey wimps!
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601
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Scout
*severe pain*
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854
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Soldier
*critical death*
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11593
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Scout
One small step for one small monkey! One giant lea-
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466
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Announcer
First blood!
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416
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Announcer
And another thing: you're ugly!
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7305
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Engineer
SUCCESS! WE have delivered the device!
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418
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Announcer
Punk!
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449
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Scout
Burn. In. Hell!
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1151
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Demoman
Failure!
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Announcer
Heads up!
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558
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Sniper
Let's go, doc!
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925
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Soldier
Push!
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458
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Heavy
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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Demoman
Move it up, move it up!
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581
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Scout
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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940
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Scout
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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4697
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Scout
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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5160
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Scout
Help capture!
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456
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Heavy
Defend the freakin' point!
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487
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Scout
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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4455
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Heavy
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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840
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Soldier
Argh
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769
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Engineer
Help me!
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2999
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Heavy
Is there a point to your lives?
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973
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Medic
Buildin' a sentry!
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5869
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Engineer
Agh, where is cart going?
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511
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Heavy
Bloody SPY!
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3642
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Demoman
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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822
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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1292
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Soldier
*happy laugh*!
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907
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Medic
Go on, get!
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421
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Engineer
What'd you guys, give up?
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731
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Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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2396
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Medic
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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1675
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Demoman
Do you remember me now?!
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1268
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Heavy
Erectin' a dispenser!
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8893
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Engineer
There can be only one!
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36996
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Demoman
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1139
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Sniper
There's a dinger for ya!
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439
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Scout
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1062
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Soldier
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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2855
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Demoman
We have dropped the device!
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392
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Announcer
And that!
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569
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Heavy
Beauty!
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633
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Sniper
Get goin'!
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920
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Engineer
*laughs*
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976
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Scout
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1136
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Sniper
Thanks for the help!
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2773
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Pyro
Keep pushin' it!
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418
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Scout
I am very happy!
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3422
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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873
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Engineer
Medic!
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28693
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Sniper
Ahh that's the stuff!
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2497
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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1073
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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887
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Medic
You're an embarrassment!
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884
Who:
Announcer
Gotta stop the cart!
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491
Who:
Scout
We need a dispenser right here!
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Engineer
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