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The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
Coward! Get on point!
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650
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Heavy
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1046
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Spy
That wasn't supposed to happen...
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3400
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Demoman
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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Soldier
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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31666
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Sniper
You are trying my patience!
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2328
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Medic
I am fully charged!
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8221
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Medic
C'mon, hit it doc!
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1121
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1044
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Demoman
Hurry! The enemy is opening the rocket!
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439
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Announcer
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1258
Who:
Sniper
Now I've seen everything
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5232
Who:
Engineer
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1381
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Scout
Good job! Let's see some more!
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510
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Announcer
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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440
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Announcer
Slap it now.
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1833
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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732
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Soldier
Assistance bitte!
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1165
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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3714
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Engineer
Aaagh!
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696
Who:
Soldier
Pa-pow!
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3698
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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5634
Who:
Heavy
Nein!
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9406
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Medic
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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728
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Demoman
That's the spirit!
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858
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Demoman
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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1371
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Announcer
SUCCESS! WE have delivered the device!
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477
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Announcer
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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4486
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Soldier
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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3206
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Soldier
Ka-boom!
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55967
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Demoman
Blow that up, cyclops!
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496
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Scout
This way, doc!
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486
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Scout
Pfffft!
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1124
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Scout
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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4124
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Heavy
Forward!
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563
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Soldier
Come to bomb wagon!
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496
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Heavy
Dominiated, you blind-eyed bastard!
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738
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Sniper
The Soldier is a Spy!
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847
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Medic
Get to cart, men!
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470
Who:
Heavy
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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3561
Who:
Scout
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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12288
Who:
Spy
Welcome to the dominationing!
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1834
Who:
Demoman
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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1155
Who:
Announcer
What'd you guys, give up?
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789
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Scout
Push!
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480
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Scout
*sings*
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Heavy
Well don't that beat all?
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2537
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Engineer
Get to the control points!
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439
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Announcer
C'mon, c'mon!
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479
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1692
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Pyro
Alrighty then!
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24878
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Engineer
Ugh!
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736
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Engineer
Push the frickin' cart!
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517
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Scout
Well done!
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647
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Medic
*gibberish*
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1623
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Demoman
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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Scout
Thanks for the ride!
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519
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Scout
You disgust me!
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1267
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Announcer
Heh-heh-hah!
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600
Who:
Scout
Oh no!
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7898
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Spy
Boink!
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Scout
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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1505
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Sniper
Yeah, it's a freakin' bat magnet!
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965
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Scout
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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10776
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Demoman
Left!
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563
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Heavy
You are... stupid!
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18154
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Medic
Augh
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631
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Spy
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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Scout
The device is ready for pickup. Go!
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439
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Announcer
No, sir!
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Soldier
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1056
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Sniper
Place a dispenser here!
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5111
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Spy
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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9074
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Heavy
I see ya!
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2332
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Sniper
Hello fräuleins!
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37614
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Medic
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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Soldier
Wuss
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517
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Sniper
Thank you, laborer!
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Spy
Everyone, push cart!
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508
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Heavy
Not good!
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4017
Who:
Heavy
Piss off, big-head
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22664
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1133
Who:
Scout
*gasps in pain*
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1842
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Spy
*severe pain*
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1016
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Soldier
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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1175
Who:
Scout
*gibberish*
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8737
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Demoman
We all knew you were a Spy!
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1083
Who:
Spy
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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6636
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Scout
That outcome was never really in doubt
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2811
Who:
Spy
Outstanding shot!
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757
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Soldier
Medic!
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1759
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Scout
Agh!
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719
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Spy
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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1632
Who:
Sniper
Pow! Ha-ha!
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14720
Who:
Heavy
Hold still!
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974
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Sniper
I will never stop killing you!
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1106
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Scout
Let's do this Texas style!
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3811
Who:
Engineer
Help me capture this point!
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627
Who:
Engineer
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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2243
Who:
Soldier
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