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New weapon is good!
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Heavy
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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Soldier
Medic!
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Demoman
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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Scout
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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Scout
Seven!
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Announcer
Medic!
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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135
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Scout
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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Scout
Cheers!
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Spy
Boom!
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135
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Soldier
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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134
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Announcer
I can not believe this!
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Scout
Yo! A little help here!
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Scout
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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Sniper
Cah-rit!
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Soldier
Argh! Where is cart going?
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Heavy
A real Texan would've dodged that
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Engineer
Helluva shot, mister!
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Engineer
Need a sentry here!
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Pyro
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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133
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Scout
Need some help here!
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133
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Sniper
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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Soldier
I have new way to kill cowards!
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Heavy
Next time, try two eyes!
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Scout
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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Spy
Incoming!
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Engineer
Here I come!
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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Scout
No worries!
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Sniper
Yeah!
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Sniper
You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!
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Soldier
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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Engineer
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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Announcer
Raus, raus!
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Medic
Crocket!
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Soldier
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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Scout
Amazing, camarade!
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Medic
We got a Spy!
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Scout
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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Scout
You disgust me!
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Announcer
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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Sniper
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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Soldier
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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Engineer
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Engineer
Hide cowards!
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Heavy
*evil laugh*!
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Medic
Did that sting? Sorry!
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Medic
Oh...
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Spy
Did you think I would forget you?
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Heavy
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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Sniper
Spy around here!
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Demoman
Well played!
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Spy
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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Sniper
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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Heavy
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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Soldier
Mach schnell!
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Medic
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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Soldier
I have new weapon!
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Heavy
Six!
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Announcer
That Scout is a Spy!
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Engineer
Assistance bitte!
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Medic
*severe pain*
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Pyro
You're all losers!
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Scout
Go! Go! давай!
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Heavy
What'd you guys, give up?
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Scout
Hell, that was easy
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Engineer
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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Scout
Ready for that charge, doc!
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Soldier
*sings* Come on!
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Heavy
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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Engineer
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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Announcer
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Move! schnell!
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Medic
To the left!
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Pyro
The Heavy is a Spy!
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Spy
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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Scout
First blood, that was fast!
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Announcer
That'll slow you down, you twitchy hooligan!
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Sniper
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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Soldier
Don't test my mettle, son!
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Engineer
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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Announcer
Take it like a man, shorty!
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Engineer
Ohh!
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Heavy
Get behind me doctor!
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Heavy
Schnell! Go get them!
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Medic
No worries
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Sniper
Ya bloody pikers!
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Sniper
The Pyro is a Spy!
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Spy
Fine job!
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Spy
First rate!
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Spy
Let the games begin!
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Announcer
You're an embarrassment!
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Announcer
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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Sniper
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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Announcer
Woo-ee!
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Engineer
Woo-hoo!
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Engineer
I'm burn!
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Heavy
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