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Get behind me doctor!
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Heavy
Schnell! Go get them!
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Medic
Ya bloody pikers!
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Sniper
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck
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Sniper
Not our finest moment!
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Spy
All will feel my giant new gun!
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Heavy
Let the games begin!
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Announcer
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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Sniper
Help me!
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Engineer
Magnificent!
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Spy
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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Soldier
Boo!
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Medic
Fight me, coward!
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Heavy
Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
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Sniper
Yaaaaargh!
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Soldier
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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Demoman
You big-head wankers
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Sniper
Never, never, make me angry!
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Heavy
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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Engineer
Teleporter down!
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Engineer
That Heavy is a Spy!
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Soldier
Down and give me 20!
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Soldier
Oh, that's a skull fracture for sure!
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Scout
Gentlemen! Let's launch that monkey!
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Announcer
Security Warning!
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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Engineer
Ready to charge!
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Medic
Thank you
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Medic
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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Scout
Uh, little help?
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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Scout
Need a teleporter here!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Scout
Come along now, doctor!
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Heavy
No, no, no! The cart!
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Scout
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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Sniper
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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Demoman
*happy laugh*!
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Medic
Get on the point, wanker!
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Sniper
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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Sniper
Let's go, doc!
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Soldier
The Engineer is a Spy!
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Spy
Yeah, that's right!
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Scout
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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Scout
Burn. In. Hell!
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Demoman
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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Pyro
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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Spy
My doctor still alive!
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Heavy
I will never stop killing you!
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Scout
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
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Sniper
Sorry, ma'am
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Engineer
Next time life your lid and you might see it comin'!
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Engineer
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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Announcer
Stop the courier!
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Announcer
Ugh
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Demoman
Help capture point!
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Heavy
What're you lookin' at?
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Scout
You wimps suck!
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Scout
*hawk* *spit*
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Sniper
Hit it, doc!
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Soldier
They are weakened!
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Medic
Spy!
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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Sniper
Thanks for that, truckee!
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Sniper
Deploy a dispenser here!
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Soldier
Yes!
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Soldier
*happy laugh*
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Spy
I have planned for you! More pain!
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Heavy
Real smooth, dummy!
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Scout
Mission accomplished!
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Heavy
Get them! Raus raus!
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Medic
Spy!
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Scout
Thanks for that, tough guy!
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Scout
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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Soldier
Oh yeah!
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Soldier
Bomb cart will not push self!
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Heavy
Domination, look it up
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Scout
Oh no...
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Announcer
Eight!
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Announcer
Sentry right up there!
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Engineer
We are killers!
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Heavy
Is there a point to your lives?
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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Medic
The Demoman is a Spy!
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Sniper
Oh...
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Soldier
Go go go, charge!
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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Soldier
Cheers doctor!
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Spy
Incoming!
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Demoman
Start prayin', boy!
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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Heavy
The Pyro is a Spy!
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Medic
Turn your head and cough!
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Medic
Woo-hoo!
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Scout
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