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*severe pain*
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Soldier
Alert, sentry ahead!
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Soldier
I must be dreaming!
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Spy
The Soldier is a Spy!
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Spy
Hi ma!
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Scout
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Aye!
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95
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Demoman
Move 'em out!
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95
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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95
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Engineer
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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95
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Engineer
The Medic is a Spy!
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95
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Sniper
Medic!
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95
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Spy
*big laugh*
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95
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Heavy
Put up fists!
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Heavy
Perfect bloody domination you campy weasel!
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Demoman
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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95
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Engineer
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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Announcer
I don't think they saw that one coming
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Demoman
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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94
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Demoman
Crikey
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94
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Sniper
Your luck runs out!
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Heavy
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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Scout
Found my ball!
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Scout
We all knew you were a Spy!
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94
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Spy
Queen's rules?
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94
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Spy
Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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94
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Demoman
The device is about to self destruct!
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Announcer
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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Demoman
I had me good eye on you the whole time!
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93
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Demoman
That Spy ain't on our side!
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Engineer
This is my intelligence!
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Soldier
Doctor!
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93
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Spy
Onward great bomb cart!
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93
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Heavy
Dominated, you little ankle-biter!
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93
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Sniper
Little too much caber-tossing pie down your own throat, eh chubby?
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Demoman
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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93
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Demoman
That catch your eye, son?
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93
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Engineer
Four!
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92
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Announcer
Come on, fellas!
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92
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Engineer
Sturm und drang!
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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92
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Pyro
Yeah, nice shootin' there!
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92
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Scout
Steady, steady...
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92
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Sniper
Dominated you shape-shifting rat!
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Scout
Too slow!
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92
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Scout
Teams are being scrambled!
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Announcer
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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92
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Sniper
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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Soldier
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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Demoman
Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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Demoman
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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Engineer
I am charged!
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Medic
Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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Medic
Standin' around like a bloody idiot
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Sniper
This map ain't big enough for the two of us!
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Scout
Don't you ever cross me again!
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Scout
C'mere, Sally!
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Soldier
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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90
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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90
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Pyro
Simple, simple. One for me...
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90
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Sniper
We've failed, men
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90
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Soldier
That Spy is not one of us!
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90
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Spy
Doctor!
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90
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Spy
*gasps in pain*
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90
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Spy
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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Heavy
Would you look at you? I mean, look at you!
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Scout
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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Scout
There's a dinger for ya!
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Scout
Play ball!
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Scout
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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Soldier
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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Engineer
You are a coward and a scoundrel!
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Engineer
Nice shot!
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Heavy
Keep it up!
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Medic
Good work!
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89
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Medic
Good to go!
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89
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Medic
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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Sniper
Get with the program!
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Soldier
Thanks, Engie!
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Soldier
Some assistance, please!
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89
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Spy
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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89
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Spy
Now I am king of team!
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Heavy
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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Scout
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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Soldier
No! They've launched the rocket!
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Announcer
That Demo is a Spy!
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Engineer
Time to hide, cowards!
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Heavy
The teleporter goes here!
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Medic
Let's go!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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88
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Scout
Spies... bloody useless
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Sniper
That Medic is a Spy!
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Soldier
My pleasure!
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88
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Spy
You have done well!
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88
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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88
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Spy
I am coming for you again!
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Heavy
Where is your doctor, coward?
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Heavy
Fight to the death!
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Announcer
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