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Spies... bloody useless
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Sniper
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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Sniper
You have done well!
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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Spy
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
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Heavy
Where is your doctor, coward?
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Heavy
Fight to the death!
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Announcer
You look like death warn over!
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Spy
That's where books get you, professor!
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Soldier
We... did it!
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Demoman
This one's ours now!
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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87
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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87
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Pyro
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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Scout
They got a sentry up there!
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Scout
Mongrel!
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87
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Sniper
Do they make them shirts for men?
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Sniper
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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87
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Sniper
That Spy is an enemy!
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Spy
Dominiated, you blind-eyed bastard!
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87
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Sniper
I almost joined their bloody team
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Demoman
Fire!
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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Pyro
I'm running circles around ya!
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Scout
Thanks, doc!
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Scout
That Spy is not one of ours!
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Soldier
The Medic is a Spy!
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Spy
You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!
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Scout
Yes!
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Announcer
Blammo!
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Soldier
Ya ain't to fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh, are ya?!
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Engineer
The mission has started!
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Announcer
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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Medic
Now go!
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85
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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85
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Pyro
Bugger
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Sniper
Spy in our midst, men!
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Soldier
Incoming!
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Spy
Dummy!
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Scout
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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Soldier
Down under? More like six feet down under!
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Engineer
That's from yours truly, son!
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Engineer
Who will join me?
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Spy
Who will join me!?
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Spy
That Soldier is a Spy!
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Engineer
Get along there, little doggies
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Engineer
Capture point with me!
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Heavy
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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Medic
Gah!
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Sniper
Hold still
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Sniper
That Demoman is a Spy!
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Soldier
The Sniper is a Spy!
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Spy
Coward!
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Spy
Thank you, my friend!
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Spy
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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Engineer
The suitcase is about to self destruct!
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Announcer
Incoming!
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Demoman
*happy laugh*
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Engineer
Move gear up!
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Heavy
You are great doctor!
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Heavy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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Spy
We send itsy-bitsy cart back home!
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Heavy
Is that all you got, moron?
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Scout
Major leauge!
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Scout
Yeah-heh-hah!
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Scout
Back to the drawing-board, genius!
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Sniper
Spy!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
Atta boy!
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Scout
I'm battin' a thousand!
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Scout
Charge!
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Soldier
That Engineer is a Spy!
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Soldier
Medic!
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Soldier
Spy in our midst!
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Spy
Little men steal our cart!
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Heavy
Dominated, short-pants!
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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Demoman
*happy laugh*
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Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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Heavy
Augh!
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81
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Scout
That Spy ain't one of us!
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Scout
Bloody beaut'!
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Sniper
Medic!
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Sniper
Sentry ahead!
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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Spy
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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Heavy
You seein' this?!
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Scout
Oooh, I got all of that one!
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Scout
Keep comin' at me doctor! Eventually ya'll are gonna rustle up some sense
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Engineer
The enemy is about to launch the rocket!
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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Engineer
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
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Scout
Incoming!
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Sniper
Augh!
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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Spy
*gasps in pain*
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Spy
Aw, jeez! The cart!
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Scout
Gotcha, fat boy!
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Engineer
Bam!
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Engineer
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