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Little too much caber-tossing pie down your own throat, eh chubby?
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Psyche!
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Scout
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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Engineer
Help me!
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520
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Pyro
I'm gonna lay you out!
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Engineer
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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Heavy
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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271
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Demoman
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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Sniper
Dominated, smokey!
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52
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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81
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Heavy
Help!
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188
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Sniper
Move that gear up!
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44
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Sniper
That Spy is an enemy!
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Spy
Cowboy up!
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139
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Engineer
Nice job
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60
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Engineer
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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Soldier
I merely finished what your liver started!
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166
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Spy
Alrighty then!
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Engineer
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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605
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Demoman
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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Heavy
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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Engineer
What a disaster!
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358
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Spy
Push!
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Scout
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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587
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Heavy
Help me!
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Sniper
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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Scout
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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Soldier
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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Spy
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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Heavy
I should have done this long ago!
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Heavy
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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Scout
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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Scout
You're alright, doc
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Fire! Fire!
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Pyro
Fire!
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Sniper
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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Demoman
Fire!
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Medic
Incoming!
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Demoman
First blood!
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Announcer
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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Scout
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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Sniper
Dominated, you grease-driven pork-pie!
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Demoman
Dummkopfs!
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Medic
Medic!
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Medic
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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Scout
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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Spy
Yes!
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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Sniper
You call that snipin'?
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Sniper
Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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Demoman
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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Spy
Help!
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167
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Scout
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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Scout
Begin!
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43
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Announcer
No other class gonna do that!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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103
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Medic
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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Scout
Heavy is Spy!
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Heavy
WE have the Australium!
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Announcer
Da, this will work
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Heavy
*screams in pain*
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Spy
Need some help here!
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Soldier
We must all push!
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Heavy
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Medic
Ha!
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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Engineer
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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Scout
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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Spy
Stay close to cart!
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Heavy
Excellent! We have launcher the rocket! We-
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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Sniper
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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Demoman
I promise you pain without end!
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Heavy
Monkeynaut One is go! We've done it! We've-
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Announcer
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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Spy
Sorry, ma'am
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Engineer
Piss off, big-head
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Sniper
That Soldier is a Spy!
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
Next time life your lid and you might see it comin'!
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Engineer
Go right!
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Scout
Humiliating defeat!
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Announcer
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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Medic
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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Soldier
How do ya like that, all-quiet-on-the-western-front?
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Soldier
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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Soldier
Heh-he-hah!
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Soldier
Additional time has been awarded
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Announcer
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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Demoman
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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Scout
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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Soldier
*happy laugh*!
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Medic
*severe pain*
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139
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Medic
No worries!
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Sniper
All must come to cart!
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Heavy
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