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Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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Sniper
Medic!
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Sniper
Medic!
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2618
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Soldier
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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2584
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Heavy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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Engineer
I'm afraid not!
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2444
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Spy
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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2410
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Engineer
Everyone, I am on fire!
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2395
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Medic
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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Scout
That was delicious!
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2302
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Heavy
Stupid stupid stupid!
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2282
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Heavy
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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2245
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Medic
Thank you Engineer!
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2132
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Medic
Incoming!
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2069
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Heavy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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2040
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Heavy
Yes!
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2035
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Heavy
Jawhol!
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2030
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Medic
Success!
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2028
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Announcer
No!
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2024
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Demoman
Not another cruddy tie!
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2004
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Pyro
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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1971
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Sniper
Medic!
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1968
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Heavy
Pow! Ha-ha!
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1917
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Heavy
Engineer is credit to team!
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1909
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Heavy
Spy!
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1901
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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1851
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Scout
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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1847
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Announcer
Ja!
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1846
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Medic
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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Demoman
Wah! Wah!
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1826
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Heavy
Uh, no
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1813
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Scout
*gibberish*
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1812
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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1779
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Demoman
You are... stupid!
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1739
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Medic
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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1728
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Medic
You suck!
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1728
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Spy
Do it, doc, do it!
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1723
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Scout
Now that is what I want to see!
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1721
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Soldier
Yes!
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1717
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Medic
I love this doctor!
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1706
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Heavy
Schnell, raus raus!
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Medic
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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1673
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Demoman
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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1630
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Spy
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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1599
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Spy
That's damn right embarrassing!
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1583
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Sniper
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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1560
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Heavy
*burp*
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1560
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Announcer
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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Scout
*critical death*
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Engineer
You have 30 seconds to live!
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Medic
Jarate!
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1479
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Sniper
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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1471
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Scout
Holy dooley!
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1458
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Sniper
Hit it doc!
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Demoman
Huargh!
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1447
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Engineer
Keep crying, baby!
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1423
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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1399
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Spy
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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1386
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Demoman
Very good! Very, very good!
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1360
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Heavy
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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1353
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Engineer
*critical death*
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1339
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Soldier
Success, we have been awarded additional time
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1307
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Announcer
Was there ever any doubt?
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Spy
Slap my hand.
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1283
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Spy
Erectin' a dispenser!
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1274
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Scout
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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Soldier
Ohh, it is sad day!
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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Sniper
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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Heavy
Oops! That was not medicine!
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Medic
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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1234
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Heavy
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Soldier
Fire! Fire!
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Pyro
Sandvich make me strong!
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Heavy
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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Sniper
That's what it was made for!
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1186
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Engineer
Jarate? *cries*
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Spy
Heck yes!
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1178
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Engineer
Freedom!
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1175
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Demoman
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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Medic
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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1168
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Pyro
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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Heavy
I didn't need your help, you know...
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Demoman
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Scout
Spy, gentlemen
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1158
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Spy
Oh hey, you suck!
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1157
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Scout
*screams*
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1149
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Spy
What the hell was that crap?!
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1146
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Scout
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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1135
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Spy
Now, doctor... now!
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1124
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Sniper
Maggots!
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Soldier
All of you are babies!
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Heavy
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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1118
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Heavy
You just ain't doin' it right!
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1118
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Engineer
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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1117
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Heavy
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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Heavy
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