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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Keep it movin' guys!
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Go go go!
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Stay by the cart, fellas!
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Get over here!
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Stay close, guys!
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Let's all push this thing!
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We pushin' this thing or what?
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65
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Little help pushin' the cart?
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Hey, we gotta stop it!
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Gotta stop the cart!
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Let's stop that freakin' thing!
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The freakin' cart stopped!
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What the hell? Who stopped pushing the cart?
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Push it! Push it! Push it!
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Scout
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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Yeah, that's right!
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Are you even trying?
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Yo, did you even see me hittin' ya?
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Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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Would you look at you? I mean, look at you!
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I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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You. Are. Terrible!
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You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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Domination, look it up
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Is that all you got, moron?
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Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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I will never stop killing you!
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Next time, try two eyes!
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Blow that up, cyclops!
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The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!
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Depth perception pal, look into it!
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Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight!
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Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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Hey overalls, you suck!
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Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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Diagnosis? You suck!
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Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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I hate doctors!
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*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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Hey, whose on fire now?
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Yo, if ya didn't want me to kill ya, you shoulda said somethin'!
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Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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Take that, ya dumb bib-wearing dope!
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Eat it, you mute frickin' moron!
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Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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I am the Scout here!
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This map ain't big enough for the two of us!
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Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!
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Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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You camped the whole time for this?!
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It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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Yo, I'm not even wearin' a helmet!
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What is your major malfunction, brother?
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Drop dead and give me twenty!
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You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!
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Dis-missed!
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There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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Disguise that!
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Dominated you shape-shifting rat!
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Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
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Hey get on the cap, guys!
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Stand on the freakin' cap!
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Let's get on the cap, fellas!
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Get on the cap, you dopes!
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Un-frickin'-touchable!
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Scout
You can't hit what ain't there!
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I'm a freakin' blur here!
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Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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Yoink!
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Scout
Too slow!
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Yoink!
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So close!
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Scout
C'mon, c'mon!
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Work, damnit!
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Aw, crap!
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