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*gibberish*
Listens:
1102
Who:
Demoman
Is good!
Listens:
1101
Who:
Heavy
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
Listens:
1101
Who:
Soldier
Thanks, mate!
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1097
Who:
Sniper
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
Listens:
1094
Who:
Engineer
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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1073
Who:
Pyro
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
Listens:
1071
Who:
Medic
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
Listens:
1057
Who:
Engineer
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
Listens:
1056
Who:
Spy
I am fully charged!
Listens:
1046
Who:
Medic
Giddy up!
Listens:
1036
Who:
Engineer
Okay, mate!
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1022
Who:
Sniper
Get on point, stupid!
Listens:
1018
Who:
Heavy
No!
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1018
Who:
Spy
Sentry down!
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1015
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1015
Who:
Engineer
Boo!
Listens:
1014
Who:
Engineer
I think not!
Listens:
1010
Who:
Spy
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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997
Who:
Heavy
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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988
Who:
Demoman
I am on fire!
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987
Who:
Soldier
Peek-a-boo!
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982
Who:
Spy
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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973
Who:
Spy
Darn
Listens:
971
Who:
Engineer
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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971
Who:
Scout
That person is a spy!
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954
Who:
Pyro
It seems I am not the only Spy
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952
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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939
Who:
Scout
Boo!
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936
Who:
Heavy
I am very happy!
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930
Who:
Heavy
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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926
Who:
Sniper
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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921
Who:
Soldier
C'mere, cupcake!
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919
Who:
Soldier
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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918
Who:
Announcer
Let's do it!
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915
Who:
Demoman
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
Listens:
913
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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910
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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904
Who:
Sniper
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
Listens:
902
Who:
Spy
*long laugh*
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901
Who:
Demoman
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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898
Who:
Demoman
*growls*
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896
Who:
Sniper
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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895
Who:
Demoman
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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893
Who:
Soldier
FIRE!
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892
Who:
Demoman
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
Listens:
889
Who:
Scout
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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888
Who:
Medic
Well, off to visit your mother!
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879
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
Listens:
878
Who:
Demoman
Many thanks!
Listens:
876
Who:
Heavy
Incoming!
Listens:
870
Who:
Pyro
Medic!
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868
Who:
Demoman
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
Listens:
862
Who:
Sniper
Augh.. merde...
Listens:
862
Who:
Spy
*screams in pain*
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862
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*!
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856
Who:
Medic
That's what ya get
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854
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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852
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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849
Who:
Scout
Nah
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848
Who:
Sniper
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
Listens:
848
Who:
Scout
I am ze Übermensch!
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845
Who:
Medic
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
Listens:
842
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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842
Who:
Soldier
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
Listens:
840
Who:
Scout
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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838
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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830
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
Listens:
825
Who:
Sniper
You prancin' show-ponies!
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824
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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819
Who:
Pyro
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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818
Who:
Demoman
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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816
Who:
Heavy
I do believe I'm on fire!
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812
Who:
Spy
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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811
Who:
Soldier
Now is coward killing time!
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810
Who:
Heavy
Is this... mon dieu!
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803
Who:
Spy
Nein!
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794
Who:
Medic
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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793
Who:
Demoman
Place a dispenser here!
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789
Who:
Spy
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
Listens:
787
Who:
Spy
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
Listens:
786
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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783
Who:
Heavy
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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782
Who:
Medic
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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781
Who:
Demoman
All of you are dead!
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775
Who:
Heavy
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
Listens:
771
Who:
Medic
But of course!
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769
Who:
Spy
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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767
Who:
Soldier
Kaboom!
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764
Who:
Soldier
Yes!
Listens:
755
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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755
Who:
Sniper
Buildin' a sentry!
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751
Who:
Engineer
Today is a good day!
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750
Who:
Soldier
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
Listens:
750
Who:
Soldier
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
Listens:
749
Who:
Scout
Engineer is Spy!
Listens:
748
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
Listens:
745
Who:
Demoman
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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743
Who:
Soldier
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
Listens:
742
Who:
Scout
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
Listens:
741
Who:
Pyro
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