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Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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Pyro
Piece of piss!
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730
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Sniper
Thank you!
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722
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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721
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Demoman
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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715
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Heavy
But of course!
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712
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Spy
Teaaaaaam!
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711
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Medic
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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711
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Soldier
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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710
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Demoman
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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708
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Scout
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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706
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Announcer
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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703
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Demoman
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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701
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Medic
Slap my hand!
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701
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Spy
You failed! Stalemate!
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700
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Announcer
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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699
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Spy
You done incurred my wrath, son
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699
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Engineer
Achtung! Spy!
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693
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Medic
Another satisfied customer!
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690
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Engineer
There can be only one... eye...
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688
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Demoman
It is good day to be giant man!
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686
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Heavy
You disgust me!
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680
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Spy
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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680
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Spy
Yes!
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679
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Spy
Stand by little wagon!
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678
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Heavy
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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675
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Sniper
Gotta move that gear up!
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671
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Engineer
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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670
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Scout
The Heavy is a Spy!
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669
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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669
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Demoman
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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667
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Scout
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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660
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Heavy
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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658
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Soldier
Guts and glory lads!
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655
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Demoman
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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655
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Spy
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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653
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Spy
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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648
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Heavy
Da!
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648
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Heavy
This sucks on ice!
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644
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Scout
Now I've seen everything
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641
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Engineer
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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639
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Heavy
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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638
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Soldier
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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635
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Medic
No!
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635
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Medic
Dammit!
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634
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Engineer
Anyone still alive has let me down
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634
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Medic
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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631
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Scout
YES!
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630
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Spy
And another thing: you're ugly!
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629
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Engineer
Need a dispenser here!
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626
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Sniper
No seriously, you all suck!
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616
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Scout
Warning!
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608
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Announcer
Niet!
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607
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Heavy
I'll be seeing you!
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606
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Spy
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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605
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Spy
Haha. Yeah!
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604
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Pyro
More rubble, less trouble!
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601
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Heavy
They can go to hell!
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599
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Pyro
Very bad!
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597
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Heavy
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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597
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Scout
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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592
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Heavy
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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591
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Demoman
We need a dispenser right here!
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589
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Engineer
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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587
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Engineer
Holy dooley
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586
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Sniper
Diagnosis? You suck!
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586
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Scout
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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585
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Scout
The medal, it is so tiny!
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584
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Heavy
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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584
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Heavy
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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583
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Engineer
We lose, but they do not win?
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583
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Heavy
Medic!
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583
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Medic
Everyone back to the base, partner!
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583
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Spy
But of course!
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583
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Spy
I never really was on your side!
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581
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Spy
What?!
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581
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Scout
God save the Queen!
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580
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Sniper
At ease! *laughs*
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578
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Sniper
Nah!
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575
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Demoman
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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570
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Engineer
Very good!
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568
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Heavy
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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568
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Medic
Oh, please!
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567
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Spy
What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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565
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Spy
Ooh yeah, you're real scary!
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564
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Scout
Piss off, big-head!
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564
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Sniper
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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561
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Demoman
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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561
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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555
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Demoman
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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555
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Engineer
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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555
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Heavy
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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555
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Soldier
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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554
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Demoman
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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552
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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550
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Pyro
I feel tres bon!
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550
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Spy
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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549
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Heavy
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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549
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Announcer
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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548
Who:
Heavy
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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548
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Heavy
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