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*evil laugh*
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557
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Pyro
Damnit boys!
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557
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Soldier
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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557
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Heavy
Hey overalls, you suck!
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557
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Scout
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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557
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Soldier
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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556
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Heavy
I am credit to team!
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554
Who:
Heavy
Your friends are all dead. Good luck
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554
Who:
Announcer
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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553
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Heavy
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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553
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Demoman
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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551
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Scout
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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551
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Demoman
*happy laugh*
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549
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Heavy
Cheers, mate
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543
Who:
Demoman
Good job, everyone!
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541
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Heavy
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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541
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Engineer
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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539
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Heavy
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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537
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Scout
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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537
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Soldier
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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535
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Scout
Charge now, doctor!
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532
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Heavy
Heavy is Spy!
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531
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Heavy
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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530
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Soldier
*long laugh*
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527
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Engineer
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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527
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Soldier
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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526
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Heavy
I told ya don't touch that darn thing
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525
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Engineer
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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523
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Demoman
Bologna! *laughs*
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523
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Heavy
Help me!
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521
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Pyro
*evil laugh*
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520
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Soldier
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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520
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Heavy
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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520
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Spy
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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519
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Soldier
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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518
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Medic
*gibberish*
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518
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Demoman
Doctor!
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517
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Heavy
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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517
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Soldier
Medic!
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516
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Engineer
*sigh* it was long trip...
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516
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Heavy
Not good!
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516
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Heavy
I Spy with my little eye!
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515
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Heavy
*laughter*
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514
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Heavy
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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513
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Sniper
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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513
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Scout
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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511
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Demoman
You failed!
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509
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Pyro
Who send all these babies to fight?
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508
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Heavy
*critical death*
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506
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Sniper
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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504
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Spy
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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503
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Spy
*critical death*
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500
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Demoman
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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499
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Scout
Let's kill-em-all!
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496
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Pyro
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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496
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Spy
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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496
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Soldier
Let's do this Texas style!
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494
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Engineer
Suprise!
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493
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Spy
You live in a van! *laughs*
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492
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Spy
Nah!
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490
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Sniper
Oh no!
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490
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Spy
*whistles*
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489
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Spy
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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487
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Heavy
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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487
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Scout
So much blood!
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486
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Heavy
You didn't kill any of them!
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Announcer
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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484
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Demoman
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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482
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Demoman
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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Spy
Aw, crap!
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Scout
Giddy up now, to hell!
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479
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Spy
Take that, you quack!
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479
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Sniper
Another successful procedure!
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Medic
*long laugh*
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475
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Soldier
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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Soldier
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
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474
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Spy
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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468
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Engineer
C'mon doc, do it!
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Scout
Medic!
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465
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Demoman
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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464
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Spy
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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462
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Soldier
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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462
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Spy
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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462
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Spy
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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462
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Sniper
You prancin' show-ponies
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460
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Sniper
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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460
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Sniper
Run from the Sandvich!
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457
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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456
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Heavy
What did they expect?
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456
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Spy
Need a dispenser here!
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454
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Pyro
I have been shown who is the boss!
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454
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Spy
My skill is wasted on this team
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453
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Medic
Overtime
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450
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Announcer
Yeah!
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450
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Engineer
Bwa-haha-hah!
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449
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Heavy
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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448
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Engineer
Spy is not our Spy!
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448
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Heavy
Kaboom to you, sir!
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448
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Spy
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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447
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Scout
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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447
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Scout
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