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*long laugh*
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Demoman
Soldier is Spy!
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199
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Heavy
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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125
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Engineer
Boink!
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Scout
Yo, heads up!
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41
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Scout
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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153
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Scout
I need some help!
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65
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Soldier
Yeah, let's go to the right!
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45
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Scout
Schweinhunds!
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167
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Medic
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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Pyro
Alert! The enemy has dropped the device!
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38
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Announcer
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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515
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Heavy
Seize the control points!
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36
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Announcer
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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164
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Spy
Bloody hell
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211
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Demoman
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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742
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Scout
The sentry goes here!
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72
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Medic
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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509
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Scout
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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280
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Engineer
C'mon doc, do it!
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465
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Scout
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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275
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Soldier
You were in a big fat hurry to die!
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69
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Soldier
Play ball!
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160
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Scout
*whistles*
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485
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Spy
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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793
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Demoman
Get 'em, boyos!
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179
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Demoman
Yaaaaargh!
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120
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Soldier
First blood, finally!
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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125
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Pyro
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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153
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Soldier
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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113
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Announcer
Go!
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36
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Heavy
The Australium is ready for pickup. Go!
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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116
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Scout
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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70
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Soldier
That catch your eye, son?
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93
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Engineer
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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311
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Demoman
Move machine up!
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55
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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84
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Engineer
Good shooting!
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56
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Medic
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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161
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Sniper
Yeah!
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449
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Engineer
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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Engineer
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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Soldier
*critical death*
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Heavy
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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77
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Soldier
We're not giving it back
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296
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Sniper
Bwa-haha-hah!
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449
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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106
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Heavy
You digust me, fat man!
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193
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Spy
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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842
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Spy
You have done well!
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88
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Spy
Bloody bogan
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330
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Sniper
Clearly they were out-classed
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98
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Spy
*critical death*
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225
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Engineer
Fight to the death!
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88
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Announcer
Six!
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128
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Announcer
Good work!
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63
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Soldier
You were gettin' too big for your britches!
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65
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Engineer
Four
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202
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Announcer
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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1170
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Pyro
That Medic is a Spy!
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90
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Soldier
Left!
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40
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Heavy
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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Medic
Move this gear up!
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45
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Medic
I can not believe this!
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134
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Scout
Doctor!
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515
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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103
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Medic
I will never stop killing you!
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114
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Scout
*critical death*
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271
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Pyro
Did you think I would forget you?
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Heavy
Boo!
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284
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Demoman
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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144
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Medic
Piece of piss!
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Sniper
One small step for one small monkey! One giant lea-
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Announcer
Sentry ahead!
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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Spy
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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140
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Soldier
Oh me mother Tilly
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295
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Demoman
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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177
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Demoman
Damn dag-nabbit!
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Engineer
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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989
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Demoman
New weapon!
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192
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Heavy
I'm afraid not!
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Spy
Holy dooley
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591
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Sniper
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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Scout
Incoming!
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72
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Engineer
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
Ready to charge!
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116
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Medic
Back to the drawing-board, genius!
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83
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Sniper
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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189
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Engineer
Yeah!
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206
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Sniper
Play ball!
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90
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Scout
Ya oughta stand back a little more, like, for me and my machines!
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72
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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44
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Soldier
Woo-hoo!
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109
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Scout
Go go go, charge!
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110
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Soldier
*hawk* *spit*
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46
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Sniper
You died as you lived, running away!
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Spy
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