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Have at them, lads!
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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438
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Engineer
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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438
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Scout
Pow!
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438
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Engineer
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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437
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Soldier
Da, this will work
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435
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Heavy
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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435
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Scout
*long laugh*
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433
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Demoman
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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433
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Soldier
*burp*
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432
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Announcer
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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430
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Demoman
Yeah yeah yeah!
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427
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Scout
Charge it doc!
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422
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Demoman
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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422
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Sniper
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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422
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Demoman
That wasn't supposed to happen...
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421
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Demoman
Excellent!
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421
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Pyro
Boo!
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419
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Pyro
*sharp pain*
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416
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Heavy
Gesundheit!
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414
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Medic
Our influence grows!
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413
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Spy
Spy around here!
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411
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Engineer
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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409
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Sniper
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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409
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Sniper
Dammit, fellas!
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408
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Engineer
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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408
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Sniper
Excellent!
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408
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Spy
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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406
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Heavy
Nah
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405
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Engineer
Nah!
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404
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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402
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Demoman
I'm gonna lay you out!
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401
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Engineer
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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400
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Announcer
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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399
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Medic
Medic is Spy!
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398
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Heavy
*critical death*
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397
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Medic
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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397
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Scout
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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397
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Demoman
*burp*
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391
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Announcer
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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391
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Sniper
You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
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389
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Heavy
Time to get blottered!
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387
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Demoman
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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387
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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387
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Spy
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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387
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Spy
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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Announcer
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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386
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Scout
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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385
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Announcer
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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385
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Scout
Let this be lesson for you!
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383
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Heavy
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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Announcer
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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Engineer
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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382
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Engineer
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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381
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Soldier
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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381
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Demoman
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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379
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Spy
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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378
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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378
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Demoman
That there was a fine piece of work
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378
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Engineer
Two
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377
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Announcer
Help! Now!
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377
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Heavy
Zwoosh!
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376
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Scout
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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376
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Scout
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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375
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Sniper
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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375
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Announcer
What've we learned? I always win!
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Scout
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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Spy
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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Heavy
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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Medic
Charge me herr doctor!
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370
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Medic
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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370
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Medic
Ahahahahaha
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370
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Pyro
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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367
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Announcer
Slap it now!
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367
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Spy
Eat it fatty!
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Scout
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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Soldier
Well don't that beat all?
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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361
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Heavy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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358
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Engineer
I built that!
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358
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Engineer
*critical death*
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358
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Medic
We are screwed!
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358
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Scout
Okay!
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358
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Sniper
What a disaster!
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358
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Spy
I see Spy!
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357
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Heavy
Woosh!
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354
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Scout
*screams*
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353
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Spy
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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352
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Scout
Woo!
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352
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Scout
No!
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352
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Heavy
Aw, crap...
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352
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Scout
*critical death*
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350
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Engineer
Which one of you is crying?
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350
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Heavy
*evil laugh*!
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350
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Medic
Pa-pow!
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350
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Soldier
I'm burnin'!
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348
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Demoman
Put teleport here
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348
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Heavy
Bloody bogan!
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348
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Sniper
Work, damnit!
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348
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Scout
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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Sniper
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