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Work, damnit!
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Scout
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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Sniper
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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Engineer
Bloody bogan!
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349
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Sniper
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
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Soldier
Schweinhunds!
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Medic
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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Medic
Much obliged, partner
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Engineer
No!
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Soldier
*screams in pain*
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Spy
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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Demoman
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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Spy
*long laugh*!
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Medic
What the hell? Who stopped pushing the cart?
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Scout
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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Scout
Boo!
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Soldier
One
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Announcer
What?!
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Scout
Piece of piss
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Sniper
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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Sniper
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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Sniper
Boo!
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Scout
You've done me proud, boys!
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Soldier
That outcome was never really in doubt
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Spy
Let's get 'em!
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Scout
Bloody bogan
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Sniper
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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Spy
You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
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Soldier
*critical death*
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Engineer
Help me!
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Heavy
Thank you doctor!
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Heavy
I'm on fire now!
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Pyro
That Spy is an enemy!
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Sniper
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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Soldier
This sucks!
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Scout
Kill them all! *laughs*
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Heavy
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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Scout
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
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Scout
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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Soldier
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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Demoman
From now on, losing is verboten!
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Medic
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Announcer
C'mere, sweetheart!
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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Engineer
You deserve a medal, doc!
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Soldier
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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Soldier
Sentry goin' up!
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Engineer
Ahh, piss
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Sniper
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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Spy
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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Soldier
Ach, was ist los?
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Medic
*short laugh*
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Heavy
Incoming!
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Sniper
Screamin' eagles!
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Soldier
Ahh that's the stuff!
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Demoman
Naturally
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Spy
Bloody SPY!
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Demoman
Excellent!
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Medic
*laugh* You got owned!
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Scout
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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Demoman
Gentlemen!
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Spy
*critical death*
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Demoman
Thanks for the help!
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Pyro
*severe pain*
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Scout
Bloody brilliant!
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Demoman
*critical death*
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Sniper
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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Scout
A Spy!
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Heavy
I'm coming for you!
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Heavy
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
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Scout
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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Sniper
*long laugh*
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Soldier
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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Sniper
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
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Demoman
My flesh, it burns!
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Heavy
This point is mine! Do you understand that?
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Soldier
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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Announcer
Scout is Spy!
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Heavy
I appear to have burst into flames!
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Spy
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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Heavy
I am the Scout here!
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Scout
America wins again!
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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Soldier
No!
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Sniper
Your doctor is dead!
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Heavy
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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Soldier
No, sir!
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Soldier
This will be the last time you see me!
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Spy
*severe pain*
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Scout
That's some shonking business right there
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Sniper
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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Spy
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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Spy
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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Announcer
Keep it up lads!
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Demoman
Back-stab that, you snake!
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Sniper
The Engineer is a Spy!
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Medic
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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Demoman
Ah, good night Irene!
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Engineer
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