Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content!
News: Loading...
Quote:
Who:
Portal 2
Portal 2 DLC
Portal 2 PTI
Portal 2 Music
Portal 1
Portal 1 Music
Team Fortress 2
TF2 Music
Like
+1
Tweet
@Portal2Sounds
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
Popular
Original Order
Random
This site requires that
Javascript be enabled
.
The Engineer is a Spy!
Listens:
303
Who:
Medic
Ah, good night Irene!
Listens:
302
Who:
Engineer
The Spy is a double agent!
Listens:
302
Who:
Medic
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
Listens:
301
Who:
Demoman
Aw, crap!
Listens:
301
Who:
Scout
We need a sentry right here!
Listens:
300
Who:
Engineer
Oh yeah!
Listens:
300
Who:
Scout
Each and every one of you has failed!
Listens:
300
Who:
Soldier
Is team time, doctor!
Listens:
300
Who:
Heavy
Papers, please!
Listens:
299
Who:
Medic
Dummkopfs!
Listens:
299
Who:
Medic
Oh me mother Tilly
Listens:
298
Who:
Demoman
*sings*
Listens:
298
Who:
Heavy
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
Listens:
298
Who:
Medic
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
Listens:
298
Who:
Scout
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
Listens:
296
Who:
Demoman
There's a Spy over here!
Listens:
296
Who:
Scout
We're not giving it back
Listens:
296
Who:
Sniper
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
Listens:
296
Who:
Sniper
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
Listens:
296
Who:
Scout
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
Listens:
295
Who:
Spy
You're doin' good lad
Listens:
293
Who:
Demoman
Oh, the horror...
Listens:
292
Who:
Pyro
Dominated, grease-monkey!
Listens:
292
Who:
Soldier
Thank you
Listens:
291
Who:
Pyro
Hit it doc!
Listens:
291
Who:
Scout
*burp*
Listens:
290
Who:
Announcer
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
Listens:
290
Who:
Demoman
Boo!
Listens:
289
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
Listens:
289
Who:
Soldier
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
Listens:
289
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, mate!
Listens:
288
Who:
Demoman
Attack!
Listens:
288
Who:
Soldier
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
Listens:
288
Who:
Heavy
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
Listens:
288
Who:
Sniper
Three
Listens:
287
Who:
Announcer
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
Listens:
287
Who:
Demoman
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
Listens:
287
Who:
Spy
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
Listens:
287
Who:
Sniper
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
Listens:
287
Who:
Engineer
Fire!
Listens:
286
Who:
Pyro
Oh please!
Listens:
286
Who:
Spy
Come, we fight like men!
Listens:
286
Who:
Heavy
And that's what you get for touchin' that
Listens:
285
Who:
Demoman
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Listens:
285
Who:
Scout
This did not just happen!
Listens:
285
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
Listens:
285
Who:
Sniper
Piss off, you mongrels!
Listens:
285
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Listens:
284
Who:
Heavy
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
Listens:
284
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
Listens:
283
Who:
Medic
Uh-huh
Listens:
282
Who:
Pyro
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
Listens:
282
Who:
Spy
Phew!
Listens:
282
Who:
Engineer
Think fast, chucklenuts!
Listens:
281
Who:
Scout
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
Listens:
280
Who:
Medic
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
Listens:
280
Who:
Engineer
Now is the time, herr doctor!
Listens:
279
Who:
Medic
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
Listens:
279
Who:
Spy
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
Listens:
279
Who:
Soldier
*gibberish*
Listens:
279
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
Listens:
278
Who:
Pyro
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
Listens:
278
Who:
Scout
You got blood on my knife, mate!
Listens:
278
Who:
Sniper
Activate the charge, doctor!
Listens:
278
Who:
Spy
You like that, chucklenuts?
Listens:
278
Who:
Scout
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
Listens:
277
Who:
Spy
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
Listens:
277
Who:
Announcer
Now, doctor!
Listens:
276
Who:
Heavy
Very well!
Listens:
276
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
Listens:
276
Who:
Medic
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
Listens:
276
Who:
Soldier
Get bloody goin!
Listens:
275
Who:
Sniper
I see ya!
Listens:
275
Who:
Sniper
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
Listens:
275
Who:
Soldier
This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you!
Listens:
275
Who:
Heavy
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
Listens:
275
Who:
Scout
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
Listens:
275
Who:
Spy
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
Listens:
274
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
Listens:
273
Who:
Sniper
Go on then doc!
Listens:
272
Who:
Demoman
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
Listens:
272
Who:
Demoman
Thanks lad!
Listens:
272
Who:
Demoman
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
Listens:
272
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
Listens:
272
Who:
Pyro
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
Listens:
272
Who:
Sniper
*sings*
Listens:
272
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
Listens:
271
Who:
Demoman
Y'all about to have a real bad day
Listens:
271
Who:
Engineer
Help me pin this down!
Listens:
271
Who:
Sniper
Last one alive, lock the door!
Listens:
271
Who:
Soldier
Okay!
Listens:
271
Who:
Soldier
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
Listens:
271
Who:
Soldier
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
Listens:
270
Who:
Engineer
Danke Engineer!
Listens:
270
Who:
Medic
Yes!
Listens:
270
Who:
Heavy
Sweet!
Listens:
269
Who:
Scout
You must not fail this time!
Listens:
268
Who:
Announcer
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
Listens:
268
Who:
Demoman
Agh, no!
Listens:
268
Who:
Demoman
00:00 / 00:00
Test Player
Like these quotes? Share them with your friends!
