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Ach, was ist los?
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Danke, dummkopfs!
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Medic
From now on, losing is verboten!
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Schweinhunds!
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*evil laugh*!
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Medic
*evil laugh*!
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Medic
*evil laugh*!
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*evil laugh*!
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*evil laugh*!
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*happy laugh*!
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*happy laugh*!
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*happy laugh*!
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*long laugh*!
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*long laugh*!
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*short laugh*!
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*short laugh*!
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*short laugh*!
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Doctor!
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Medic!
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Medic!
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Medic
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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Move this gear up!
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Medic
The dispenser goes here!
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Medic
The sentry goes here!
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The teleporter goes here!
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Gah!
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Schweinhunds!
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Dummkopfs!
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Raaagh!
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Mnaah!
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Schweinhunds!
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Dummkopfs!
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Nice shot, camarade!
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Good shooting!
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Nein!
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No!
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Nichts da!
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*critical death*
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*critical death*
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*critical death*
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*critical death*
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*severe pain*
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*severe pain*
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*severe pain*
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*severe pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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Wonderful
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Wunderbar!
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Ha!
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Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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Sentry ahead!
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There is a sentry ahead!
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Danke camarade!
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We did it, camarade!
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Did that sting? Sorry!
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The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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Now go!
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Get them! Raus raus!
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Schnell! Go get them!
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Good to go!
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Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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Oops! That was not medicine!
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Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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Get on the point, dummkopf!
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Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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Idiot! Get on the point!
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Idiot! Stand on the point!
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Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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Turn your head and cough!
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I'm going to saw through your bones!
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Medic
I healed the man who will kill you!
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Hello fräuleins!
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It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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Medic
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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You are... stupid!
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Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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You have 30 seconds to live!
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Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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Thank you
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Danke
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Thank you, herr doctor!
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Danke, herr doctor!
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Danke Engineer!
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