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*evil laugh*
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Demoman
Don't run! Is just ham!
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Heavy
We make good team!
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Heavy
Charge me, doctor!
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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263
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Sniper
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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Heavy
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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Medic
That Scout is a Spy!
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262
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Spy
Yes! We push cart back!
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262
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Heavy
This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you!
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262
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Heavy
*critical death*
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261
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Demoman
Thanks lad!
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261
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Demoman
Incoming!
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261
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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259
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Heavy
Danke camarade!
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259
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Medic
Augh... no
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Soldier
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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258
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Sniper
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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258
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Scout
I kill many cowards for that
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257
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Heavy
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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257
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Scout
Hit charge!
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256
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Heavy
The Sniper is a Spy!
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256
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Sniper
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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Sniper
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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Sniper
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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Sniper
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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Announcer
Demoman is Spy!
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Heavy
Stupid bloody spies!
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Sniper
*long laugh*
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254
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Soldier
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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Soldier
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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Engineer
Nichts da!
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Medic
Yo, incoming!
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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Heavy
Yeah!
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252
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Sniper
Excellent!
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252
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Spy
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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251
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Demoman
Help me defend!
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Pyro
*evil laugh*!
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250
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Medic
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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Scout
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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Medic
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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Soldier
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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Demoman
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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Sniper
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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Soldier
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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Soldier
I love my ball!
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Scout
The Heavy is a Spy!
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Medic
No...
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Soldier
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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Engineer
Yes!
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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Engineer
Pyro is Spy!
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Heavy
I feel alive!
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Heavy
Bad!
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Heavy
Charge me!
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Heavy
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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Spy
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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Announcer
Spies... bloody useless!
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Sniper
*critical death*
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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Heavy
Let's go mates!
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Sniper
This is not a trick.
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Spy
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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Heavy
The Medic is a Spy!
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Medic
Idiot! Get on the point!
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Medic
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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Soldier
You got blood on my suit!
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Spy
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Ohhhhh...
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Heavy
Yeah!
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Heavy
Help!
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Heavy
Medic!
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Scout
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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Sniper
Another medal is good!
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Heavy
Ding dong!
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236
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Scout
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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Engineer
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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Sniper
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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Sniper
Overtime!
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Announcer
Wunderbar!
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Medic
Danke, herr doctor!
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Medic
Crikey!
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Sniper
Many thanks!
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Spy
I have squashed you like bug!
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Heavy
The dispenser goes here!
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Medic
You big-head wankers!
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Sniper
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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Soldier
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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Announcer
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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Scout
Top shelf!
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Spy
You, baby, crawl to point!
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Heavy
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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Scout
I hate doctors!
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Scout
Ugh.
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Demoman
Dummkopfs!
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Medic
That'll teach 'em!
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Demoman
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