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*sharp pain*
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43
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Sniper
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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385
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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87
Who:
Pyro
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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336
Who:
Sniper
I love this doctor!
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1706
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Heavy
Hee-yaw!
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107
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Engineer
C'mon doc, do it!
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465
Who:
Scout
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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287
Who:
Heavy
Keep it up!
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90
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Medic
*short laugh*
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211
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Heavy
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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324
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Announcer
Steady, steady...
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93
Who:
Sniper
We did it! We have launched the rocket!
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42
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Announcer
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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142
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Demoman
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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249
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Medic
Kiss me!
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11733
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Heavy
Bloody bogan
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330
Who:
Sniper
Kill 'em all!
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200
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Demoman
*critical death*
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1534
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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188
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Demoman
Move that gear up!
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44
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Sniper
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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816
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Heavy
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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142
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Scout
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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237
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Heavy
Nice job, partner
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150
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Engineer
There's a Spy over here!
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295
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Scout
Dummkopfs!
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298
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Medic
No!
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332
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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139
Who:
Soldier
Thanks doc!
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41
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Demoman
Yeah!
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72
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Soldier
Sniper is Spy!
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222
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Heavy
Let's go!
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37
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Scout
Augh!
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106
Who:
Heavy
Yes! We push cart back!
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262
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Heavy
Spies... bloody useless!
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239
Who:
Sniper
New weapon is good!
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137
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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67
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Medic
Additional time has been awarded
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56
Who:
Announcer
You disgust me!
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691
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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345
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Spy
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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347
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Medic
You are no match for me!
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50
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Heavy
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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266
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Demoman
Nice shot!
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36
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Soldier
I am very happy!
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930
Who:
Heavy
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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268
Who:
Soldier
Gotcha, mumbles!
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50
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Engineer
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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90
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Scout
Yes!
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269
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Heavy
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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217
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Heavy
That catch your eye, son?
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93
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Engineer
Defend the freakin' point!
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54
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Scout
Nah
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848
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Sniper
Ya oughta stand back a little more, like, for me and my machines!
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72
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Engineer
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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2789
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Scout
Sentry comin' up!
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54
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Demoman
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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167
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Demoman
Appreciate it, mate!
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67
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Sniper
C'mon doc, follow me!
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53
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Scout
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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35564
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Spy
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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451
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Sniper
Heh-heh-heh!
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39
Who:
Scout
Come here and defend!
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44
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Sniper
*critical death*
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14798
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Heavy
Thanks for the teleport
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150
Who:
Pyro
Incoming!
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137
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Engineer
Ya'll take that, rocket boy!
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45
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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87
Who:
Heavy
Yeah!
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41
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Scout
Help me pin this down!
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271
Who:
Sniper
You will not turn my battlefield into a camp group!
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60
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Soldier
Time to fight!
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52
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Announcer
Yah!
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66
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Demoman
The Soldier is a Spy!
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79
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Medic
Guts and glory lads!
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660
Who:
Demoman
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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272
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Scout
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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165
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Engineer
Nobody likes a squatter!
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185
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Engineer
Augh!
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80
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Soldier
Defend here!
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49
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Heavy
And that is how you do it, men!
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67
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Soldier
Come on!
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209
Who:
Pyro
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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939
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Scout
Three
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283
Who:
Announcer
Hold still
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84
Who:
Sniper
Spy in our midst!
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82
Who:
Spy
The point is now available for capture!
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36
Who:
Announcer
Thanks for the aid!
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69
Who:
Soldier
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
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473
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Spy
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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146
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Demoman
Aye, give us a hand!
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104
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Demoman
Who dares stand against me now?
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71
Who:
Heavy
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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91
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Engineer
This-alls what happens when you fitght a man!
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104
Who:
Engineer
The cart's movin' backwards!
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44
Who:
Scout
Screamin' eagles!
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319
Who:
Soldier
The Sniper is a Spy!
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84
Who:
Spy
Nope!
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Who:
Scout
Spy around here!
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76
Who:
Sniper
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