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Nope
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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615184
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Demoman
That's what ya get
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590178
Who:
Engineer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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491928
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Heavy
Boink!
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361272
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Scout
*critical death*
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299422
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Scout
Хорошо!
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281064
Who:
Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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206535
Who:
Heavy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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179767
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Spy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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179330
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Engineer
Put dispenser here
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149608
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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135154
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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125089
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Pyro
Jarate? No!
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111969
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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101383
Who:
Pyro
Medic!
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96242
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Heavy
You are dead, not big suprise!
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96035
Who:
Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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93491
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Heavy
No!
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91876
Who:
Heavy
Victory!
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84851
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Announcer
*critical death*
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83305
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Heavy
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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81127
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Heavy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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75485
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Spy
Bonk!
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72504
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Scout
Kiss me!
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68974
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Heavy
Oktoberfest!
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67589
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Medic
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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63527
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Soldier
Need a dispenser here!
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62579
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Scout
*long laugh*
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60933
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Spy
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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59154
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Heavy
Ka-boom!
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58209
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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58078
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Pyro
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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54728
Who:
Engineer
Gentlemen!
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54705
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Spy
Ahh, piss!
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53811
Who:
Sniper
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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51527
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Medic
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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48290
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Scout
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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47562
Who:
Pyro
Nope!
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44113
Who:
Scout
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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43595
Who:
Medic
That person is a spy!
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42636
Who:
Pyro
Oh no!
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41717
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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40816
Who:
Pyro
There can be only one!
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40594
Who:
Demoman
*laughs* Yeah...
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40437
Who:
Scout
Hello fräuleins!
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38860
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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37416
Who:
Pyro
How could this happen?
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37323
Who:
Heavy
*screams*
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36365
Who:
Spy
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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35980
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Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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35707
Who:
Sniper
Oh, this is bad!
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35502
Who:
Heavy
I am bullet-proof!
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34699
Who:
Heavy
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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34226
Who:
Engineer
*gibberish*
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33664
Who:
Demoman
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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33576
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Heavy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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32841
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Spy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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32835
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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32804
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Spy
Medic!
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32777
Who:
Sniper
Cry some more!
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32225
Who:
Heavy
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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31989
Who:
Demoman
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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31712
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Soldier
You failed!
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31358
Who:
Announcer
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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30780
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Soldier
*critical death*
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30716
Who:
Heavy
Damnit!
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30390
Who:
Soldier
Cream gravy!
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29965
Who:
Engineer
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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29869
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Engineer
Is not possible!
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29618
Who:
Heavy
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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29405
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Scout
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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27750
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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27671
Who:
Demoman
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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27417
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Demoman
Medic!
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27104
Who:
Pyro
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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27044
Who:
Spy
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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26788
Who:
Scout
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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26754
Who:
Engineer
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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26652
Who:
Heavy
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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25842
Who:
Heavy
Alrighty then!
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25774
Who:
Engineer
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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25344
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Sniper
Heck no
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24899
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Engineer
I hate you!
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24835
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Spy
Ay... what just happened?
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24395
Who:
Demoman
Activate the charge!
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24088
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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24044
Who:
Pyro
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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24009
Who:
Engineer
Piss off, big-head
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23823
Who:
Sniper
Is good!
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23778
Who:
Heavy
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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23684
Who:
Demoman
Failure!
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23665
Who:
Announcer
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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23665
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Soldier
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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23663
Who:
Engineer
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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23660
Who:
Scout
Good shot, mate!
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23660
Who:
Sniper
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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23654
Who:
Heavy
We're on a roll!
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23652
Who:
Pyro
Danke, dummkopfs!
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23651
Who:
Medic
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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23650
Who:
Medic
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