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Nope
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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614486
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Demoman
That's what ya get
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589706
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Engineer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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491042
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Heavy
Boink!
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360633
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Scout
*critical death*
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298974
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Scout
Хорошо!
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280577
Who:
Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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206032
Who:
Heavy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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179400
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Spy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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179133
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Engineer
Put dispenser here
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149182
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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134949
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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124948
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Pyro
Jarate? No!
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111794
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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101214
Who:
Pyro
Medic!
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96008
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Heavy
You are dead, not big suprise!
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95798
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Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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93337
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Heavy
No!
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91613
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Heavy
Victory!
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84735
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Announcer
*critical death*
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83124
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Heavy
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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81011
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Heavy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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75354
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Spy
Bonk!
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72346
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Scout
Kiss me!
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68818
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Heavy
Oktoberfest!
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67498
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Medic
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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63416
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Soldier
Need a dispenser here!
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62496
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Scout
*long laugh*
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60812
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Spy
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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59082
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Heavy
Ka-boom!
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58102
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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58004
Who:
Pyro
Gentlemen!
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54595
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Spy
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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54584
Who:
Engineer
Ahh, piss!
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53638
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Sniper
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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51453
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Medic
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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48198
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Scout
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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47470
Who:
Pyro
Nope!
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44039
Who:
Scout
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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43540
Who:
Medic
That person is a spy!
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42550
Who:
Pyro
Oh no!
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41641
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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40761
Who:
Pyro
There can be only one!
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40558
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Demoman
*laughs* Yeah...
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40389
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Scout
Hello fräuleins!
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38824
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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37370
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Pyro
How could this happen?
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37289
Who:
Heavy
*screams*
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36241
Who:
Spy
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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35936
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Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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35673
Who:
Sniper
Oh, this is bad!
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35444
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Heavy
I am bullet-proof!
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34663
Who:
Heavy
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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34174
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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33606
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Demoman
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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33537
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Heavy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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32793
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Sniper
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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32787
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Spy
Medic!
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32741
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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32736
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Spy
Cry some more!
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32191
Who:
Heavy
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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31950
Who:
Demoman
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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Soldier
You failed!
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31316
Who:
Announcer
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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30737
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Soldier
*critical death*
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30639
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Heavy
Damnit!
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30317
Who:
Soldier
Cream gravy!
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29900
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Engineer
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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29823
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Engineer
Is not possible!
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29597
Who:
Heavy
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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29375
Who:
Scout
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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27715
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Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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27629
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Demoman
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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27382
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Demoman
Medic!
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27046
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Pyro
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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26996
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Spy
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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26752
Who:
Scout
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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26728
Who:
Engineer
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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26608
Who:
Heavy
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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25805
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Heavy
Alrighty then!
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25743
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Engineer
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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25314
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Sniper
Heck no
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24867
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Engineer
I hate you!
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24795
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Spy
Ay... what just happened?
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24356
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Demoman
Activate the charge!
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24045
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Pyro
*evil laugh*
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24004
Who:
Pyro
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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23974
Who:
Engineer
Piss off, big-head
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23791
Who:
Sniper
Is good!
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23752
Who:
Heavy
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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23653
Who:
Demoman
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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23641
Who:
Soldier
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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23630
Who:
Engineer
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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23626
Who:
Scout
We're on a roll!
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23623
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Pyro
Failure!
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23617
Who:
Announcer
Good shot, mate!
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23616
Who:
Sniper
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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23613
Who:
Heavy
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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23610
Who:
Medic
Danke, dummkopfs!
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23609
Who:
Medic
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